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Maybe this should go in Help, but sod it. Anyone else on Tiscali experiencing problems? Its been running painfully slowly for about 3 days now, you click on a page and it literally takes about 2 minutes to load up fully. Spoke to a mate on Tiscali who said he was having the same problem, is anyone else? *Presses Post New Topic and waits 2 minutes for the post to be made*

Aye, its absolutely brilliant. Most people that don't like it say that because they don't 'get it', so to speak. Their loss.

Hollyoaks is mint, fact.

Was going to go to Leeds, but finances are in a dire situation. I saw in NME that the Chili Peppers, Razorlight and Smashing Pumpkins are headlining it. Going to see Muse at Wembley in June though so that will more than make up for it.

1. Bar-man at the Kings Head. 2. Warehouse assistant is probably the best term for it, at Jarreds in Middlesbrough, who supply office equipment. 3. Kirby Hoovers (same as SMO!!) I quit after one day, it was utter shit. 4. Landscape gardener Got a job interview tomorrow for some Graduate Management thing at Tesco. The job does nothing for me to be honest, I never had any plans of going into retail but I just applied for a load of graduate jobs in desperation. Got through 2 stages already, the final stage is tomorrow which is an all day Assessment Centre and interview. For now the bank balance speaks louder than any other concerns, need the money. I'll blag it.

I wear either Davidoff Echo or the Hugo Boss one thats in the shape of a ball. Got a few others for everyday stuff, but those two are my 'nice' ones, so to speak.

Got respect for postman and the job they do, but it really gets on my tits how the delivery doesn't come til about 1pm round here. What happened to first thing in the morning?

Its the baggage that comes with being an admin on N-O.

Off topic, but the best avatar award goes to Gejon! Aye told him that yesterday

Who was Todd? Name rings a bell

Re: Shola. He was shit alongside Shearer, and I think a lot of people let those performances a few years ago when he was really poor, blind their judgement today. He's a decent player now, not first choice but a good player to have about. He's improved ten-fold over the last year, and that was with an injury. Looking forward to having him back in the squad tbh.

To hear one song?

Aye, 80 quid too much. See that would bother me if it was someone who didn't listen to shite all the time. Like you're one to fucking talk Kasabian boy. Coming from the fucker who thinks Bowling For Soup are better than The Beatles. I would much rather listen to BFS than The Beatles, I couldn't give a fuck who's better. Kasabian >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Bowling for Soup with that ridiculously fat twat playing the guitar. That latest BFS song, btw, something about school, is up there with one of the worst songs (lyrically at least) i've ever heard. Absolutely dreadful.

Aye think so! Classic Neighbours scene when he had his heart attack

Bollocks was planning on watching that, got distracted by Gladiator.

Sounds like my Mam!

I'm going in June, really struggled to find anywhere to stay as it was all sold out. Staying with my Gran as the last resort, its going to be fun in a bun.

A regular occurance for you by the sound of it. You've got him confused with me.

As others have said, i'd have been glad that it was left in the porch as its a right arse on having to go to the sorting office. Our porch is bricked with a window (with blinds) though so you wouldn't be able to see it, if the porch was one of those glass ones that you just step into i'd be unhappy.

What is this Seinfield thing all you gimps keep talking about? Never heard of it!

I really don't like tattoos on girls, think they look horrible and tacky. They look ok on some lads, but NUFC ones are superfan-tastic.

Sorry to hear this Nick mate, chin up!

Aye exactly.

If it was so nice he should have done his maths twice the fuckwit. Flimsiest pitch to find a backer yet. It could actually do okay tho provided he's let nowhere near the business and is left to twang his guitar. Aye thats true his maths was atrocious, got through basically because he made people smile and seemed a nice bloke.

That was so funny on Dragon's Den. 'Its so nice I named it twice, reggae reggae sauce'