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Do you get a stitch if you move any more?

Personally I think the 'box rule' is essential if you're playing seriously, we do it in our league. But if its just a bunch of mates playing for a laugh, so to speak, its not really needed. So long as theres no goal hangers!!

I can't do Sundays like, but i'm well up for the summer game/piss-up etc. I can hack a 7/8 a-side pitch, fit as fuck.

Hows that pronounced then?

'On the road'. Is that the same England team that always plays at Old Trafford?

Fuck off Kieron Dyer. Would love Woodgate back here, but Dyer can just fuck off anyway.

My internet connection doesnt load pictures at the minute, so if that was a joke it hasnt worked.

As others have said, many of these classic films like Taxi Driver, Goodfellas, Godfather etc ive never seen. Not really that arsed either, ive not got the attention span to sit through a long, intense film.

If its that weekend of the 29th I might grace you with my presence, ill be an unemployed graduate with nothing else to do.

Wouldn't drink it just for the crack, but I really like aniseedy type flavours.

Absinth is absolutely lethal stuff, tastes quite nice though. Parmos are lush, for whoever was on about them before. Personally i've never tried kippers, the smell is bad enough but I do wonder what it tastes like.

Yeh I really like the nightlife in Sheffield. As you say it caters for all needs. Load of my mates went to Hed Kandi on Saturday at Crasher, not my thing but they all had a great time on their pills ( ) I find as a student though if you go out in town on a Friday or Saturday the locals aren't as welcoming as other cities. Were you a student quite recently or a while back Dan?

Don't you wash your hands ? Nah, I find it more hygenic to lick them.

Am I the only one who shits, wipes and then leaves? I'm normally in and out in a couple of minutes, if I want to read a book I can think of nicer places than my FREEZING cold bathroom.

What speed connection are you on? The 54.0 Mbps is just the speed between your computer and your router. Of the 4 people using it are any of them constantly downloading torrents etc? Do this speed test http://www.thinkbroadband.com/speedtest.html And post the results. We download torrents, but certainly not constantly. I download Lost once a week, and probably 1 album a week, other housemates probably do the same, if not less. I'm at the library at the minute but i'll do the test when i'm home. Cheers

Similar problems here like. On a wireless network, 4 computer and we're all having the identical problem. Says on the bottom icon Speed: 54.0 Mbps, which is what it always said when it was working fine. Now you click on a website, and it either doesn't load any pictures (BBC is a good example) or in the case of message boards, it loads half the page, then you have to keep pressing refresh to see the whole page. On Tiscali by the way, phoned them and they said it was fine at their end. Any ideas?

Yeh really clear sky outside. Only a little bit of the top of the moon left now. Thought the dark bit might have been a bit darker though - if that makes sense.

Gemmill actually sounds half-clever here.

How long til the new album Matty?

That statement is canny enough, for a change. That competition though, who the fuck wants to win that?!

Campbell sounds pretty Scottish to me! A Strathclyde-Briton family from the Scottish/English Borderlands was the first to use the surname campbell. It is a name for a person with a crooked mouth, or crooked smile. This nickname surname is derived from the Gaelic words "cam" and "beul," meaning "crooked" and "mouth." Nicknames were a common source for surnames; in general, they came from the physical characteristics, behavior, mannerisms and other attributes of the bearer.

Oh, and that big photo won't load for me. Fucks sake. What is it?

Bet she's gutted Fish doesn't fancy her.

Aye good news mate, nice one.

Aye done that loads. Just told some old bat I had bowel problems when she asked where i'd been!