Ally

Its like driving in Sheffield! But we've got an excuse as the MP is blind, whats theres?

Can't be as bad as the 0-0 earlier in the season, that was tragic.

Oooooh

lol doesnt take long to find out though, whats the point in it teling on the dashboard? it would be like telling you what colour the car was! well nearlly drivers side anyway by the way Not really, I only need look at the bonnet to see the colour of the car. The location of the fuel pump thing is a lot harder to find out while driving. Gemmill in 'being as thick as Ally' moment.

Setanta is poo. Remember that Intertoto game last season, there was no pre-match, half time or post-match coverage at all! Didn't they fuck up for the Partizan home game a few years back aswell? I wouldn't know, I was there (superfan tbh)

I always, always forget. I get to the petrol station and just have to guess and hope for the best. I think its on the driver's side, but who knows

He can autograph anything he likes barring a new contract as far as I'm concerned. I see his driving skills are no better than his football ones. What a muppet

Went to see him on monday he was class Don't think much of this solo album tbh. Stereophonic are class though, really good live.

England v Spain is on now, if anyone is interested. And at 11.30 tonight its Newcastle v Man Utd, 1996. Yes, that one.

Its High Green mate via Hillsbrough please.

As a qualified umpire, I can tell you, yes, it is legal. How come? His arm barely comes over he just chucks it.

Kelly Jones - Only The Names Have Changed

Aye I didn't see anything in there of note. Incidentally, is that Malinga bloke's bowling action legal? I swear he's just throwing it as hard as he can.

Any money Lampard plays on Saturday for Chelsea. It wasn't a cast though was it? Wasn't it just one of those velcro wrist supports? If thats true about him spitting his dummy out he's a prick tbh. Remember a couple of seasons ago for Chelsea Ranieri benched him for a Champions League game. He spat his dummy out again, 'you mean Frank Lampard has to sit on the bench?' Fat twat.

Euro 96 was brilliant. I went to this one and the Denmark v Croatia game at Hillsbrough when Suker chipped Schmeichel. Has anyone else read those quotes from Ian Wright cursing the fact he wasn't in the squad? Apparantly he just knows that he was destined to score against Germany when Gazza slid in for that chance and missed by milimetres

I like my Apples (how d'you like them apples? ), but tbh, the lower end (read affordable) Mac laptops like the one I've got are a canny bit slower than the Compaq laptop I've got. So I would probably just stick with a PC. Why do you have an Apple & a PC out of interest? What can you do on the Apple that you can't on the other? Or are you just greedy

Hmm what have I got: Monitor 2 Speakers Money box Uni notes Day to day calendar Empty glass 4 empty Mr Kipling apple pie containers Watch Pen Tidy as.

Quality, i'm there.

I loved that bloke in red, he really didn't want to join in and then ended up doing a cringe-tastic handwaving thing. Brilliant!

They were all bound to be twats on the first show though, everyone wants to stand out etc. Still very enjoyable, and You're Fired! on BBC2 is class.

1. I'm about to watch the first half of the England game. 2. But thats getting promptly turned off at half-time for The Apprentice. 3. I'm half way through the first of 2 dissertations. 4. Its surprisingly good 5. I've not had a shower today, i'm having a tracky bottom day

I don't think I could be arsed with an 8 hour round trip just to watch Newcastle.

Gol will be crying. I'm glad he's out, gives someone else a chance to stake a claim in midfield.

Its strange like. As soon as the clocks changed, the weather has been lush (for March anyway)

Hmm