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Happy birthday tbh

Spurs aren't daft enough to pay him that sort of money, surely? If he wants to leave (which i'd be delighted with), he'll need to wake up and be realistic and see that he's going to get a pay-cut at pretty much every other club in the country.

Lads and lasses, be prepared. I'm coming for this one.

Amen to that. Their "to see the Man U aces" version of Blaydon Races being the most cringeworthy of all. Is it not the Busby Aces? Either way though, its really annoying. My cockney Manc mate even once tried to argue that we'd stolen it off them!

I had some Absolut Vodka the other day, but raspberry flavour. Really nice like. That Skittles looks like AIDs.

The colour of that trim is rank, whats wrong with white? The actual kit has grown on me, I thought it was far too black first but I like that bit now. Still don't get why the box around the sponsor is a different shade of black to the stripes, whats that all about? No stripes on the back is disappointing, but seems to be the in-thing to do these days if you look around all other striped teams.

Proof beyond all doubt that there is a God. My prayers are answered!

Little Flames are good. Mate of a mate is in them, seen them a few times.

Just watched it now, brilliant.

Get over yourself you fucking spastic.

I might get dressed in a minute.

A must see then 'The Prestige' - canny good - 7/10. I thought the Prestige was really good, so your theory is void.

Went to see 'Sunshine' last night. My advice, don't bother. Utter, utter shit. 2/10

Superb, i've got the 1-3 boxset but i've lent it to a mate. If I don't get it back soon i'll deck the fucker. I've just Sky+'d it thanks to this thread as i'm out tonight, good work. I was talking to someone last night who got mugged in the same style Mark does, what a tit.

Unless you're Patrokles, then it's 5,778,992 crap bands. And he saw them all first, remember.

I've heard Erasure are the only band that Gemmill will dance to.

In joke?

Is the sunshine fanny out and about in the town/city centres? Not been out much despite the sun!

If its a joint tenancy agreement, surely you're all liable?

Saturday 14 April BBC One and BBC Sport website, 1300-1710 Races at 1345/1415/1450/1535 Coverage of the 'People's Race' featuring amateur riders, during the show. Grand National is due off at 1615

Happy birthday!

It said 1.00 on the advert, but whether thats the programme or the race itself i'm not sure. I'm finishing my dissertation today, satisfaction-tastic.

Would you rather look like a chimpanzee and have the brains of a human, or brains of a chimp and look like a human? Shamelessly stolen from Extras.

Good job she stayed, good looking lass. What a bunch of useless bastards all round though.

My mate has 'Pubehead' on the back of his football shirt, a bit like John Salako: