Ally

Did you like any of the acts? I had it on the tele while I was doing a bit of DIY, sounded ok. As a Toon fan though its well worth going to Wembley for non-footballing occasions as you've no chance of going for any other reason! Absolutely class stadium. Where abouts were you sat?

2 was on last night. How can you not like it? Its dogshit, fact. Nowt like an insightful, well balanced movie review! Terminator 2? more like Terminator Poo! -- by Ally It's dogshit, fact. Tune in next week for Ally's indepth review of X-Men 3... If its half as bad as X-Men 1 or 2, it'll be on a par to stabbing yourself in the eye with a fork.

I don't rate Emre at all, really hope he's not here next season.

Oh haven't been there for years. Got family down there whom I never see. Cool, yeh its where my girlfriend lives. Its like a small version of Blackpool, so many fucking arcades! Usually get the train which is a massive arse on as its in the middle of nowhere, driving tomorrow though takes about half the time.

2 was on last night. How can you not like it? Its dogshit, fact.

When do you start the new job?

Yeh e-books are toss. Who wants to sit and stare at a screen when reading a book? I like to take it in the garden or something, not sit here and read. A lot of my Uni course was on e-books to save on fights in the library to get the books, but I always ended up spending loads of money printing them off as my eyes just went crazy reading on the pc.

Aye all the best. Hmm. 1. I'm absolutely starving. 2. I'm working out how to get to Bridlington tomorrow. 3. Listening to Clubbers Guide 2007 4. I have absolutely nothing to do today. 5. I can't wait to start my job to actually give me something to do.

One more week of bumming around, its getting tedious now.

Can't be doing a whole lot of good to your waistline either, chunky! Perfectly slim thank you!

Ouch, sounds nasty. I have to go for 4 fillings next week. Got a bollocking off the dentist today for eating too many custard creams when i'm drinking tea, apparantly its rotting my teeth away!

'The film or the music one', Fish? I take it thats referring to my dislike of The Terminator?

'For a while'. So in other words he's fucking off. Don't like the guy for footballing reasons but I hope he gets better soon, sounds nasty what he's got.

Huntelaar is hardly a great striker yet is he? Looks canny like, but hang about.

Spurs, Everton and Manchester City.

I watched the Wickerman with Nicholas Cage on Sunday night. Absolute garbage from start to finish.

You make its sound like I jumped to the Nazi Party! N-O doesn't work on my computer anymore, this does, so you're stuck with me.

Is this the lad that scored 3 goals last season? Class.

Can't be arsed reading through 4 pages but personally I can't wait until tomorrow, be nice to come home from a night out and not have the smell of a rotting corpse on the floor when you wake up.

Who'd you rather have, Martins or Robert? Martins has the touch of a rapist but he's got plenty of ability. I'd like to see him here next season under a good manager and an actual striker alongside him rather than absolute jokers like Sibierski and Dyer.

Hurrah i'm employed!! Don't start til the 16th but at least i'm finally in employment, no McDonalds for me, Gemmill.

I can only guess that his injury isn't as bad as the 6 month story, why else would we bother with him? Its on the breaking news ticker bar on SSN too.

I used to think Allardyce was an absolute gobshite, but i'm really liking him at the minute. He's saying/doing all the things we'd been screaming at Souness and Roeder to do for years. Its not rocket science that you pay more for players in the last week of August, yet those two clowns didn't seem to get their heads round that.

Posh looks like she hasn't eaten in about 6 months, fucking horrible look.