Chaser

Dreadful show from us. They should have been beaten today, they've looked average but we have been ridiculously weak.

Jesus we are putting pressure on ourselves by going so deep. They've got a shaky defence yet we've done hardly anything to test it. You'd think a midfield 3 of Shelvey Hendrick and Hayden would be able to get a foothold in it. Instead they're getting bypassed and it's like they're not even there.

I've not even noticed Joe's presence.

Another ridiculously dull afternoon of football. Just seen the stat of 2 shots on target in 4 Premier League games. Was never going to be entertaining.

What a waste of a Sunday afternoon. Wish I'd had a dog to walk.

New personnel, same old shit.

Likewise, I had him down as early 40s. Rolling Rock must be from the fountain of youth!

Yeah, I'd seen him do some stuff with Brett Papa which put me on to him (Guthrie Trapp that is). Rhett Schull mentioned Bukovac and i've been hooked onto it since.

Any of you been tapping into the knowledge of Tom Bukovac on YouTube with his homeskoolin lessons?

I know some clubs have had decades of the doldrums, but 13 years of Ashleys reign has sucked the optimism and any hope out of this club and fanbase. I think I probably said the same last year but I couldnt care which league we ended up in, as long as there was something to fight for, as long as it wasn't to be a whipping boy for those at the top end of the table or just to fight relegation. Its bollocks.

This time last season, most of us were backing us odds on for relegation. I was certain we'd go down.

So you're happy to call the PL cunts yet still sing their tune in just making up the numbers at the bottom of the table?

So we drop into the Championship. Ashley loses money, the PL lose a club with a large fanbase, someone with money might fancy buying us. Games will be competitive and hopefully we'll be at the other end of it for a change. Not many negatives to take out of it. It might be the best opportunity for a derby as well. Sounds like a win win to me.

the 1930s want their joke back.

Exactly.

I'll be honest I didnt fancy the Saudis myself however the rule is, was and always will be 'anyone but Ashley'. Cans out of the fridge and will be going down my neck very soon.

The points total is better than I expected. The football about on par for what I expected. Brewce cost me a bet on relegation so not only do we get another miserable end to the season, but I also didn't get any imperial tokens to suffer it!

Fuck it, our season is over anyway. I'd rather Pearson and Watford than Moyes and West Ham. Villa going down will be good too.

I'm watching on Twitch. Is it Youtube for kids?

Ashley off to the match. His Heli has just passed overhead.

Ploughing against the furrow with this comment but fair play to Bruce. He's cost me money as I had us on a good bet to go down. No chance of that now. Bournemouth are fucking terrible like.

Bit of Brewceys magic.

Good finish from Gayle, I missed most of the first half but with Carroll on and them taking chances at the back it looks like a more direct approach.

Full credit to Joe, didn't give up. Good to see it.

Clearly Hayden and Ritchie not got the same hairdressing contacts as Dubravka. Manquillo going for the Almiron.