Chaser

Any of you been tapping into the knowledge of Tom Bukovac on YouTube with his homeskoolin lessons?

I know some clubs have had decades of the doldrums, but 13 years of Ashleys reign has sucked the optimism and any hope out of this club and fanbase. I think I probably said the same last year but I couldnt care which league we ended up in, as long as there was something to fight for, as long as it wasn't to be a whipping boy for those at the top end of the table or just to fight relegation. Its bollocks.

This time last season, most of us were backing us odds on for relegation. I was certain we'd go down.

So you're happy to call the PL cunts yet still sing their tune in just making up the numbers at the bottom of the table?

So we drop into the Championship. Ashley loses money, the PL lose a club with a large fanbase, someone with money might fancy buying us. Games will be competitive and hopefully we'll be at the other end of it for a change. Not many negatives to take out of it. It might be the best opportunity for a derby as well. Sounds like a win win to me.

the 1930s want their joke back.

Exactly.

I'll be honest I didnt fancy the Saudis myself however the rule is, was and always will be 'anyone but Ashley'. Cans out of the fridge and will be going down my neck very soon.

The points total is better than I expected. The football about on par for what I expected. Brewce cost me a bet on relegation so not only do we get another miserable end to the season, but I also didn't get any imperial tokens to suffer it!

Fuck it, our season is over anyway. I'd rather Pearson and Watford than Moyes and West Ham. Villa going down will be good too.

I'm watching on Twitch. Is it Youtube for kids?

Ashley off to the match. His Heli has just passed overhead.

Ploughing against the furrow with this comment but fair play to Bruce. He's cost me money as I had us on a good bet to go down. No chance of that now. Bournemouth are fucking terrible like.

Bit of Brewceys magic.

Good finish from Gayle, I missed most of the first half but with Carroll on and them taking chances at the back it looks like a more direct approach.

Full credit to Joe, didn't give up. Good to see it.

Clearly Hayden and Ritchie not got the same hairdressing contacts as Dubravka. Manquillo going for the Almiron.

Im sure there'll be some movement this week. I'm more confident now than when it all started. I simply can't see the PL passing up the opportunity to involve them. Money talks.

I think I'd still rather have Charlie Austin than big Joe or big Andy

I think we've found our level against WBA. Somewhere around the bottom of prem, top of championship.

This is the dullest season I can think of in 30 years, can't we just fast forward to the end to see which mega signings we can bring in to spice it up a bit?

Bizarre. Can only think Ashley has some kind of deal where the more Bruce plays him, the less he has to pay for him. Joelinton for a hat trick.

I'd love it if it cost him millions, purely for his greed. Still debatable as to whether he would sell.

Genuine question, if we got to the FA cup final (winning it is stretching it a bit ) but got relegated, is that a failure or a success? I'd be quids in on a relegation.

Only because our strikers are that bad!