Chaser

Those who have criticised female commentators have gone down the worm hole unfortunately in trying to be polite about the ones they're referring to. What they should have said is some of the women who are commentating on the football are shit and have been put there to appease a section of society so can we have some more women who are good at it. I've heard a couple of decent female commentators and there's a couple of decent pundits, including Jill Scott (excusing she's one of the unwashed) but there's a whole bunch of blokes who are equally shit at it and only got the gig because of their ex player status.

Anyone got De Gea's phone number?

Painful watch this for the 2nd time in a week. Their body language shows how deflated they are

Eddie won't want them to feel the pressure of a loss. Bewildered why Hall doesn't get a look in.

All the fucking ghouls coming out on my WhatsApp. Twitter will be a car crash of cunts.

Inevitable

We look a right state and these are smelling blood

Fuck off Gemmill

If Everton play like this week in week out, I pity their fans. Every time wasting trick in the book.. Cunts

Eddie just moving everyone about at the moment. Schar practically left back, Isak out left and Gordon up front.

That was Gordon's chance there.

The PL did them a favour in not docking them last season.

I don't think we've done much wrong first half, Everton have been good with the press and closed us down quickly whenever we have been around them. Gordon floating around as an inverted winger seems to be having some effect, and it's creating a bit of a triangle between him Trips and Miley. Miley having another good game, couple of sloppy passes but overall his game has been intelligent.

Really decent start by both sides but the last 20 minutes has been shite. If we had been playing Liverpool, there would have been at least 10 minutes stoppage.

I've just had to check that, looks fairly dry. It's absolutely hoying it down here at the moment and the lawn would definitely fail a pitch inspection.

I'd have to be in disguise myself to go to that shower of shit.

It's not a bad Garden centre, and the Badger next door is ok for food but considering what Eddie is earning, youd think he would treat her to another hostelry. You've got to feel for them. It must be a nightmare trying to go anywhere without getting bothered by the public.

Again, how are Man Utd in 6th? Garbage yet just do enough to keep winning.

The benefit of Tino is that along with his attacking ability, his outright pace means that if he rarely gets caught out of position, he can make it up. Burns positioning is overall very good but he knows his limitations hence doesn't bomb forward at the expense of defending. The shape is balanced and I don't think it's any coincidence that Gordon is in his best form with an attacking full back behind him.

We've got to surely look at our forward options. At least bring a kid in who has the potential to burst onto the first team. Behind Isak and Wilson, the talent drops off a cliff. Wilson has probably a couple of years left with us and is still made of cotton wool. I love the guy and his attitude to be no1 but his injury record puts that to bed.

Agreed, the game has flowed well.

Ref clearly telling Fernandes he's a soft cunt and to get up.

AG looks a bit stiff out there since the goal.

Beautiful football.