Craig

Where's Bridget when you need her??

Bugger - and there was me thinking you were called Gol!

Ditto! It's amazing what they admit to when they've had a few drinks!

Fucking hell! Who smacked you round the head with a bible?

What is that? Sign language for 'I'm a fucking retard'???

At least he's admitting that he admires your general funniness - take it as a compliment Sam!

Are they taking the piss? Victoria Wood is mildly amusing but gets annoying very quickly, same goes for Kathy Burke... The rest just aren't funny at all IMO!

Nice!

Looks like Gol was spot on with this snippet then!

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Gotta love trashy 1980's kids TV... What a load of bollocks that show was!

'Fru-T-Bun' Chayton 14249[/snapback] You funny fucker!

Or in my case, give the short sigh - say "never mind, who needs fucking A-Levels anyway" and then go down the perb and get completely wankered anyway!

I find it hard to believe that Consett is south of anywhere! Froze my cucharachas off in that place! Oh and by the way Craig... 14233[/snapback] How the fuck did you manage to get through passport control? Shouldn't you still be in quarantine?

Me too. £3.45 a pint in Didsbury though, if you please! 14226[/snapback] I think its about £3.10 in the Cluny 14230[/snapback] That's fucking obscene!

I recognise that name, i have mates in Consett I used to see them when i stayed at a friends in Stanley. 14220[/snapback] And you made it out alive Anything that gets levelled at Consett goes for Stanley, only it's twice as bad. 14222[/snapback] Stanley.........the 'other' place!

Depends what mood I'm in... Beer : Theakstons OP, London Pride, Bomberdier, Boddingtons Lager: Becks Spirits: Southern Comfort, Jack Daniels Alcopops: No thanks, I'm older than 13!

Consett has that 'Glasnost' appeal to it though - even the temperatures rival Siberia... BTW Sammy, it's south of the river!

Got one girl aged 3 and one in the oven due to be ready on 28th October.....

Jesus H Christ ?

I could........ But then I'm really not that bothered!

You haven't been sneaky or snide - I'll let you off!

Fucking hell, I've heard even SLP is better between the sticks than 'Calamity'... 14071[/snapback] Two league titles me man, has David James won a league title? No. Can I just say, I had the misfortune to listen to the game on 5Live and the ott jizzfest about the score is even surprising me. It was a friendly ffs, England were poor, whoop-de-fooking-do. It's nowhere near as big a deal as the press are making it out to be. JESUS WEPT 14129[/snapback] Do I detect JESUS WEPT becoming a bit of a regular phrase on here?