Craig

The words 'PC World' and 'ripping off' in the same sentence?? Never!! I avoid that shop like the plague - last time I was there was when I was trying to kill time when the missus' car was in for an MOT. I'd got within 10 feet of the desktop PCs when some teenage oik stepped in front of me and asked: "Are you looking for a computer for games or web-surfing?" I shook my head and walked away - I was tempted to tell him I wanted one for neither and instead was looking for a development machine, but I couldn't be arsed.

Wasn't that Hugh Grant??

Has the fact that Paula Radcliffe and Lance Armstrong being spotted in the dressing room before the game have anything to do with you suspicions Rob??

Don't care. He can't play football and help us to the next world cup finals so he is of no use so he can piss off and text a few young ladies so they can make a few bob selling their story to the tabloids. 32013[/snapback] Football (err, I mean soccer ) is fast becoming your most succesful sport!

And quite possibly your next captain....!

The best player by a country mile that you guys had this summer?

How long were you queuing for last night then?? 31978[/snapback] I'm not bothering to be honest. If I can't get fuel towards the end of the week then I won't go to work. Easy as. 31982[/snapback] I've already stated the same..... And told them I'm not WFH as they are yet to install the VPN they promised me months ago...

Thank fuck for that..... (for the time being anyway!...... )

You don't know Stefan Dennis??

How long were you queuing for last night then??

But it's not text speak, it's how he spells his name. It is really, listen to him. [insoutherndrawl] Hi I'm G Dub Y A Bush [/insoutherndrawl] 31966[/snapback] And there was me thinking he spelled it George Walker Bush....

Bet you would still be the meat in that sandwich! 31950[/snapback] Maybe..... But I'd still point out that our boys kicked your arse! 31956[/snapback] Well in Craig but to me it is no disappointment, Because I hate fucking cricket! It is a waste of a good football pitch. (3-1, 3-1) Sorry I'm living in the past aren't I? 31963[/snapback] Jesus wept..... That's bordering on "2-1, 2-1, FTM WTF LOL11!!" Howay Sammy, get a grip of yourself man!! (What was the score in the Rugby Union WC Final again? )

'BigBeefy'??

And of course....

We have a text speak filter in place (rather than a swear filter). Seems to be working rather well!

Bet you would still be the meat in that sandwich! 31950[/snapback] Maybe..... But I'd still point out that our boys kicked your arse!

C'mon PL, rap has a capital 'C'

The last time I was fully behind it. The constant rises had been a gradual increase in taxes alone in the blind belief that the government had that we would simply accept it.... This time I'm not so sure. I can't stand this government for toffee, but I accept that they have done all that is possible to prevent the price of fuel increasing due to tax. Each time it's gone up it's been due to the fact that the price of oil itself has risen. Also, Gordon Brown appears to be pro-active and has already asked for an increase in production to prevent any further increase in the price of fuel. We are one of the highest, if not THE highest payer of tax on fuel on the planet but we mustn't forget that we pay lower taxes than other countries elsewhere - income tax for one. Also, there seems to be a stigma associated with items reaching a pound per unit. It was the same when cigarettes hit a pound a packet back in the early 80s and also when beer hit a pound a pint in the early nineties. We have to accept that one day it is going to move above that threashold and that that day is imminent. In essence it's no different to when it hit 90p a litre or 95p a litre, but because the stigma is not there, there were no protests... We do pay a high fee for fuel, agreed. But this time it cannot be blamed entirely on the government...

.....is crap! Discuss!!

Ok then, tell me which ones to remove.... Surely requests are ones people are gonna want?

And not forgetting....... "Yer flamin' Pommie Mongrels!"

Barry Humphries, Ian Thorpe, Bob Hawke, Paul Hogan, Skippy The Kangaroo, Harold Bishop, Dame Edna, Rolf Harris, Elle MacPherson, Pat Cash, Kylie Minogue, Dannii Minogue, Jason Donovan, Mark Viduka, Natalie Imbruglia, Ned Kelly, Craig McDermott, Merv Hughes, Allan Border, Rodney Marsh, Craig McLaughlin, Eddie Charlton, Home and Away, Barbie on the Beach, Fosters, XXXX, Heartbreak High, Terry Alderman, Mel Gibson..... Mel Gibson, can you hear me?? Your boys have taken one hell of a beating!

He's still not deliberately setting out to 'ruin' the club. He's stupid, but he's not THAT stupid...

Handbag smiley required for Gol!