Craig

These lot truly are fucking pathetic https://sunderlandglobalmedia.org/high-crown-pub-puts-up-large-safc-logo-as-row-over-newcastle-lingers-on/

I can wear a mankini and be the stripper?! Happy birthday HMHM 👍

Right ladies and Gents, as some of you will know I’m running the GNR next weekend and will be back in the motherland. I’m planning to hit the town on the Friday night with the missus and another mate who’s doing the run with us. Any of you lovely people around/free to meet for drinks? It’d be lovely to see you if you are.

Good enough to be handed the #10 shirt it would appear. Cue LTA's added fume.

He's from Sunderland ... don't they generally keep their ketamine dry?

Pre-empting future RTG narrative? Mag-like behaviour.

I was about to say the fewm must be absolutely honking over there. It's not 2-3 months ago some of them were convinced he'd be heading back there as player manager

"There's somebody on the roof!" Not now, there's not....

Without Stokes we'd have been anihilated in both this test and the previous one. It's he who has kept us in it. Root getting less than 20 in each of the last three innings is woeful by his standards.

It worked last summer and suddenly we think it's the future. I said before this series started that if we dare to dabble with 'Bazball' Australia will teach us a lesson and it seems to be being proven right. The disappointing thing is that without the short moments of madness we stood a chance of taking this series too them.

Boro have had a shocker here, mind

8 wickets from two players who haven't featured in this series before this test. Massive difference.

Carey playing the safety shot and Woakes imitating picking the ball up and about to throw it at his stumps is the level of shithousery I like to see

I was told to ‘curb my enthusiasm’ by an MCC tie wearer … fuck that! P.S. the missus was buying more booze at this point so she’s unaware of this incident 🤫

I chucked money in his charity pot as well the red suited wearing cunt

predominately Lorraine and me TBF

Perhaps they should examine their conduct on pitch, if they want to question if off pitch. Fucking cunts!!

Fucking loving it … and giving it some!

only just seen this, you’re such a twat

With a bat?!

Apparently all kicking off in the long room

What does KP have to say about it?

Tell you what it’s absolutely worked in our favour. Stokes is fuming. You can feel it…