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THUNDERCATS! HOOO!

Haha, we've got kraftwerk blaring out watching the lightening and laughing at chavers getting soaked by passing cars

Big metal storm drain getting hossed into the air outside me hoos, street smells of shit, regular flashes of lightening, loud thunder, hillarious chavers getting soaked. End transmission.

Went past it today, and you couldn't get near it. There weren't many people there, but it was a small table right against the side of the station. Bit daft.

Onion is class Why bother using fake quotes anyway: http://www.snopes.com/politics/quotes/barbara.asp "Why should we hear about body bags and deaths? It's not relevant. So why should I waste my beautiful mind on something like that?" - Barbara Bush

Hmm, well I can't see a blue moon outside, I'd guess no.

He's saying in terms of further transfers, yes go for solano, yes go for a few others, but please don't go for... and then a link.

Haha, mic left on and and you heard Souness turn and say "So negative man, it's beyond me"

OK, I'm paraphrasing, but he cut owen off and said something like "If I can just cut in there, you've seen the details, you've got them there in front of you on paper, it's not a verbal thing, we've made our press release and we're not going to talk about it."

No, ITV can fuck off again, "What comfort can you give the fans at anfeild about the possibility of you joining them again a few years down the line"?

He said "shut the fuck up, you've got the details in front of you, we're not talking about that", with his hand clamped firmly over Owens mouth.

OK, ITV redeemed slightly by asking about the great passion for football up here.

Owen says he was offered the number 9 shirt. Says he knows it wouldn't be possible with the numbers allocated, but it was a nice gesture.

BBC, much better, "How much are you looking forward to getting back into Europe with newcastle". See, Rob's right

"Michael, I'm from ITN, was this second best for you?" They really don't fucking like this deal, do they? Fucking ITV wankers.

Haway Nobby, pack up yer trumpet and get over here. And I'll forget what you said about football at Newcastle being like Opera, while at Villa Park it's like Samba...

What a fucking turn aroumd. I'm half expecting Souness and Shepherd to appear on the pitch and pull of rubber masks to reveal that they're actually John Hall and Keegan (cut camera to shepherd and souness bound and gagged in the lower reaches of SJP, Shepherd mumbling though his gag "That's another fine mess you've gotten me into"). Then Daglish and Gullit run on with a steel chairs and crock Hall and Keegan from behind, set them up for a doomsday device from the corner flag, when suddenly Local Hero blasts out the loud speaker and shearer runs down, *BOOM* STUNNER! *BOOM* STUNNER! runs to each corner of the ground clinks 2 bottles of broon together and downs them both. Can I enter that as my prediction for TTW?

Wont kick myself even if he does well for them, I couldn't see him every reaching this mythical potential everyone thinks he's got with us. If they get £9 million worth out of him, good for them, but I think we've robbed them blind.

My Dad rang me as soon as he met back up with my mum in manchester. He doesn't have a mobile, so he was just milling around manchester, still gutted from the west ham match, when he saw the billboard "Owen to join Magpies", ran over and bought a paper. Almost wish I'd found out like that, he was like a kid at Christmas when I talked to him

It's like the simpsons with all the cloned homers. Everytime he creates a new alias on here he divides like bacteria.

Every time I read the thread title I mentally add "Oohee! An' I just can't hide it! No, no, no, no ,no"

I think Shearer could still have said it, even knowing he couldn't give him the shirt straight away.

Fuckin hell, I might fold up some cheques and contracts and get myself down there.

0-1-9-1 double cush-double sweet.