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The Bush fans have got that one covered - It's all liberals fault, because the mayor there is a democrat

I'm not missing anything then?

http://www.juiceenewsdaily.com/0605/news/w...l?1125709350109 Haha, he really pissed some people off yesterday by saying on a live telethon that George Bush doesn't care about black people.

It's wasn't long ago I would have given my left nut to sign Boa Morte, cos I was terrified of starting the new season with the squad we had. Now I only have one word for him - Uuunnn-lucky!

No doubt there will be a new upsurge in 2-1 t-shirts, scarves, hats, keyrings and limited edition franklin mint plates as well. How many years was that ago now? And people still have it as their sig?

We don't sing new songs any more. It'll either be "There's only one Michael Owen" or "Walking in an Owen wonderland" or "Ow-en! Ow-en!" like "Shea-rer! Shea-rer!" Although if Luque scores and I've had a few pints in me I might try and get my sig going Or if I can get to an away match. I have no problem starting chants with people I know are going to join in, but I feel a right berk going solo sitting next to me dad in the East Stand alongside people who's singing days ended when they hit 70.

A mate of mine had one of his mates come up and say that Nobby would like to buy her a drink, and to come over and meet him but she politely declined. Coincidently she ended up at a peru friendly about a month later when someone she knew got her tickets and was worried he'd see her in the crowd and think she'd become a groupie

The man is a legend. He's a great attitude to have at the club, an adopted Geordie son akin to Pav, who loves the toon, and wears the shirt with pride. That is one happy peruvian trumpet player I say we give him a wage bonus of unlimited marmalade sandwiches.

Top bollock mate. Got the Owen wallpaper at home and at work now

"A symbol of good fortune" - bit late for that like.

It reads like "What have the romans done for us" That Emre, what has he EVER done. Apart from being instrumental in an unbeaten UEFA cup campaign. And helping Turkey get 3rd place in the World Cup. And being named in Pele's list of top living footballers. And the aquaduct.

Isn't that just considered normal behaviour for a Mackem? 26915[/snapback] If you throw holy water at them or expose them to sunlight, yes.

The best bit is all the bitter grumbling about how we'll regret signing Owen, don't know why we're celebrating, we're all doomed etc. If by some miracle the mackems had signed him they'd be in convulsions on the floor, frothing at the mouth and speaking in tounges.

To be honest, I had nagging doubts in my mind about her story from when I first heard it, and when I heard they'd arrested a 21 year old woman that clinched it.

On their statement they link to several blogs about it. One says they have a statement from the photographer of the white couple, who says that he stands by his definition of "found" because the stores nearby were flooded and stuff was floating away, so it was probably that and "would have been lost anyway". Though how they know the black guy "looted", I'm not sure. But then I'd assume all the stock of shops under that much water would have been written off for insurance by the end of the flood anyway.

Quality, been watching some more of those vids today

Took me a while to realise you weren't talking about some dorty films there like!

I'd rather have him in the team than Jenas tbh, £6m difference in price tag aside.

We've never really replaced the position of peruvian trumpet player since he left.

Shame, he made a few screw ups, but he was pretty solid for us. Really brave player, always got clattered, rarely injured. Bearing in mind the recent unusual outbreak of shrewd business sense and good decision making that has infected St James, I can only assume that somewhere along the line he or his greedy agents burnt his bridges.

Put me down for "pleasantly surprised" and also "amazed what players want to come here". I know Nobby is a Geordie and has a soft spot for us, but I think once we signed Owen David O'Leary knew that he couldn't keep Solano, Solano knew that o'Leary knew, etc etc. And we didn't have to pay over the odds because we weren't utterly desperate and he really wanted to come here. We've had to fork out top doller for Owen, but we've put ourselves in a much stronger position when it comes to attracting players and prising them from their clubs. We've brought in international superstars, and world wide press coverage showing how ambitious we are.

My mates response to the lightening getting close was to lean out his window and shake his fist at the sky shouting "It's that all your fucking got? Haway mother nature and God, you big pussies!" Followed by a chorus of "Hit me with lightening if you think your hard enough"

He should do a Blaydon Races trumpet solo on the steps outside St Jame's. I'd leave work early for that.

Famous-for-being-famous attention whore Michael Winner must have realised he hadn't been in the papers for a while, and that he had been made redundant by a blue mouse. So in an episode of real life trolling he managed to get an airing on Breakfast news by convincing someone to film him saying "There is no actual specific thing in the north that would cause any reasonable person to go there." He must have forgotten he'd already tried this desperate bit of attention seeking by saying on the North-South divide ""it starts North of Hyde Park, it starts at Oxford Street, anything North of Oxford Street is ridiculous". I'm sure Cockeys will be pleased to know that they'll get no respite from the man who is contending with Jeremy Beadle, Jim Davidson and Paul Daniels for the title of "Britains most hated little twat"

Drink a few cans of special brew to get a beer coat on and kip on a bench Call a copper a twat Or pull Cannit get cheaper than them!