BlueStar

© 1904

Awesome stuff, must have seriously fucked himself a good few times practising those!

Apparently the guy in custody is closely related to the four dead and "possibly ex-military".

It's going to be like when someone dropped all their football stickers at school and someone shouted "scramble!"

Battle Royale - mint Think they're in the process of butchering it into a hollywood remake.

Well yes, but that wasn't our creation - only our inspiration

Sat around a few weeks ago making up new races for our mates by combining their 2 races (like wigger). Came up with things like "Blazian" (black asian) and "Wakistani (Welsh pakistani). Is that racist?

Now with 17% less stabbings!

No shit, Sher... Oh.

A bloke I work with has (had) a K7001 like me. His alarm went off one morning and he'd left it on vibrate, so it vibrated right across his bedside table and off into a glass of water. Another mate of mine knocked his off the arm of a sofa and into a bucket.

Doesn't look like they're releasing the completely crippled cheaper version in the UK.

I think the main danger that comes from these kind of cock-ups is that people in the community who have suspicions about someone are going to be more reluctant to voice them to the police, in case they storm in like a bunch of nutters and shoot an innocent bloke on their word.

Have you answered my question about Mother Russia yet ? 150228[/snapback] I didn't think it was a genuine question, I would have thought it's quite clearly a joke based on the "In Soviet Russia ____ ____ you" catchphrase. If anything it's terribly racist of me against the ruskies to make light of such stereotypes.

Is this an attempt to beat the Magic of Jesus thread on NO?

Yep, it's just that everybody else is widely off to left-field and you're dead centre. That's the reason.

Aye. Wish I could debate like you, not harming your cause in the slightest.

Leopard vs Idiot is slightly less of a fair fight

I don't bother debating with you mate, because you can't do it. Anyone who disagrees with you supports terrorism and paedophiles. Repeat for 25 pages. Success! People come round to seeing your point of view. Or not.

Like you ? As you moronically all chant at once "we can't shoot terrorists until they prove they are terrorists by shooting first, and we can't lock up kiddy fiddlers and rapists because they to a few years in the nick then they have served their sentenec and have rights" 149797[/snapback] Exactly what I mean. You're not capable of debating anyone's point, so you make up another argument that's easier for you. It's like putting the gutter bumpers up when you're crap at bowling so you can still join in.

Is this shit still fucking going? Can people not learn that if you want an actual debate instead of 25 pages of "If you don't agree with me you want innocent people blown up and child molesters roaming the streets" then go and have a debate with someone who can actually form an argument?

Raiding the homes of innocent people on faulty intel and shooting them undermines the police, breaks down relationships with the very people we need on side for intellgence, gives perfect propaganda material to right-wing muslim nut jobs, wastes 250 trained terrorist police and god knows how much of the defence budget that could be used elsewhere, and generally makes it more likely that we'll get attacked again. (Guess I have add here that, because of this, anyone who doesn't agree with me wants britain to be bombed, is waiting for the next bomber to come, doesn't care as long as it's not them blown up etc etc) The police are basically admitting they dropped a bollock, which is confusing, because the police are always right and never shoot innocent people unless they deserve it, but the police are saying they fucked it up, so it must be true because they're always right

Can we guess the Chonicle headlines when he goes? Used Carr Saleman? Carr not considered Roed-worthy?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strawman

Help, the terrorists are coming and they hate our freedoms! Quick, give the freedoms away before they come back, hurry, surrender, surrender! The best way to stop terrorism is to let them terrify you. Screws up their plans completely. As for letting terrorists into the country, it's stupidity gone mad! Anyone wearing a balaclava and holding a cartoon bomb shouldn't be let through customs END OF. That would have stopped the British citizens who blew up the underground on 7/7. And if we'd given them ID cards they DEFINITELY wouldn't have done it.

I've always read them in Ralph Wiggums voice.