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Going to a posh hotel in Rye this weekend with wor lass. Apparently we’re having a bairn in February so this’ll be my last holiday involving any sort of peace. I’ve had to ask for a room on the ground floor; as well as looking like she’s hiding a Galapagos tortoise up her jumper, she’s tediously slow on stairs these days. There’ll be no sex (ever again?) so I’m taking the Switch.

Ditto

Sounds a bit like my sex life at 46.

It's a canny game like but there are some highly unethical interactions within the gang and I am often forced to do things I'm not really comfortable with. I've considered joining other gangs but hear they are just as bad.

Boycott paragraphs.

Aye, looks visibly empty.

Going to be a little more convenient to get to Nissan from that part of town for the next 7 months.

Elton John crimps another one out on Ant and Dec.

1-0 ffs

A mistake we've all made tbf.

Wenger out.

Was it Aisling or Gillian though?

Cunt.

There's something floating up!

Lurking. Not had much to add to the board as of late - notwithstanding the revelation above.

I have just learned that there are people sickos out there who apparently approach with their paper from the front.. adding a totally new dimension to this debate.

Fuck off man. Newcastle fans have more patience than the NHS FFS.

This might be even more impressive than his greatest feats for us? DLDLLDDLWDLLLLLL

Seven nout with a Meghan Markle streak at HT.

When you're the king you can see the future.

I'll give them £50 for Stokoe.

Have you been in Sports Direct?

Morning Fawlty. Slimani is canny good isn't he? Must be a catch.

spoilers ffs!