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Can there be a subsection of shit you can tolerate with your lass. War of the worlds (remake 93) on sky/now isn’t total dogshit, so far.

Spoilers ffs.

https://memecrunch.com/meme/12AB7/grumpy-cat-good

the entire country?

I am certain your state funeral and year of mourning will not be overlooked Gemmill.

Philip fucking Schofield.

It was a 4, thoroughly pancaked by lazy, nasally-retarded parents.

He seems to be a little better. Has had a proper shit today. Cheers.

If some of our members die maybe it'll free up some space on the server for me?

I’d be bored stuck with that tedious cunt all day.

On the bright side, I have a Brexit stockpile of 120 bottles of wine in my meter cupboard.

In A&E with the bairn, some observations; 1. The ambulance crew had just been trained in and issued with PPE this morning. 2. Even though we have been labelled as potential Covid19 cases we have not been segregated at all. 3. None of us will be tested unless we are admitted. 4. The general attitude is unbelievably casual. For us, let’s hope the bairn has something regular. However, if the above is reflective of national policy we are going to be Italy next week.

My son has a cough and fever. No medical professionals will see him (regulations) and he is now in (home) isolation for a week. Guess this is coming to all of us. Good luck everyone.

Bet Steve Bruce has filled his double garage with Walkers.

Pandas gave it to the bats, tbf.

First time ever without a family member.

Standers are immortal.

I prescribe less media, more cans.

Just seen the new Public Health England Coronavirus prevention advice includes instructions to stand up when you wipe your arse.

We are all going to die for his stomach.

I have some amazingly informative info-graphics I could upload if this site didn't prioritize CT's appetite über alles.

I like that the entire planet is caught between meltdown and panic but on Toontastic there isn’t even a thread about it. 😎😅

I thought Jamie Oliver invented cool downs.

Having said that, imagine if we did but it was played behind closed doors. 😂

There's no hope of us winning any cups mate.