trophyshy

City deliberately lose so Bruno doesn’t get European football. £100m bid on Tuesday.

No, it’s whichever team got the fewest cards in the tournament divided by the number of TV appearances.

Hembarrassin

I don’t have a proper job btw.

He could have put White in on goal. Poor decision making.

Some sort of protest against the fixture occurring? Either way, abysmal stuff.

They must be beyond shocked to learn a Tory MP could be selfish.

They’re winning this easily. Is Renton watching?

Given the ball away so many times. Minging.

Taken the morning off because it’s my birthday. Newcastle always lose on my birthday. Spurs score. Had been coming. We look shite.

Watching anyway.

Expecting it to be shite. They’ll all be jet lagged to fuck.

FFS. I’m so sick of this! It’s not state-sponsored murder, it’s state-organised murder. Dickheads.

Off to Sunderland.

8/10 0.5 of that is for the management of the biggest injury crisis faced in Newcastle since 1854.

Brentford will probably do us after this. Lots of work over the summer. In Australia, Japan, Saudi and anywhere else? Shagged Mags on Tour.

This match has been unbelievable. Fuck these cunts man. Will we ever get there ffs.

#BlackLads

As if any 18 year olds have given up on their dreams. It took me until my 40s ffs.

Chiles is a tedious dweeb, and I’m sick of saying it.

Third best tbf.

Why is the wife a dragon? I was expecting her to set fire to the Ukrainian bint, which would have been in very poor taste of you tbf. Tut tut.