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Probably delayed on the long trip.

What time is kick off? Pepperidge Farm remembers when useful information was included in the title.

It’s disgusting and wrong how City have just bought all this talent with huge financial reserves.

Impressive boycott this.

MVB barbecued my hamster.

Norwich isn't exactly the most exciting or glamorous place to be but next to Sunderland it is fucking Monaco.

Surprised they’ve only had one cooling break given that it’s 19 degrees.

Needs an ‘O’ on that.

A cabal of London-based media types are blocking this, the cocknedia.

Is Ashley going out on WTO rules?

I dropped my pie today To see if I still feel I focus on the chips The only thing that's real My reaching tears a hole The old familiar rip Try to grab it anyway That cost one pound forty six What have I become My sweetest friend? Every pie I know Goes away, in the end And you could have it all My empire of tat Pies will let you down Pies will make you fat I have this ketchup stain On all the clothes I wear Massive baggy pants I cannot repair Beneath the stains of time The ketchup disappears You wait for release I am still right here

https://www.masterofmalt.com/whiskies/bunnahabhain-12-year-old-whisky/

You lot think people getting together to play a complex and challenging card game is sad. Well get this, apparently people sit alone in their pants at home, drinking shit lager and pretending to be a soldier on a computer!

Primal Amulet. I would share it but as the entire western world now knows I have FUCK ALL SERVER SPACE DESPITE SENDING ANT £15 THIS YEAR.

My hands are painted on a Magic card. Can anyone outgeek that?

One of the cards does have a KKK looking dude on it tbf.

They have been contorting themselves for years to try to appear morally righteous. And recently released a box of 5 (FIVE) playing cards for around £200.

30k is chump change ffs, the bloke who smokes in the bogs will be on that soon.

Council telly?

I was a bit worse for wear and was unable to reason if it was gentle ribbing or plain rude.

Today I learned Barnard Castle has the best eye tests in the country.

Superdry is going to make a statement this arvo.

Are you a sponge or a stone?

Grotesque. Off with their heads.