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I make chocolate. Definitely helps in modest, regular doses.

Aye. I want the pub and I want my dad to see my son growing up. Preferably whilst I’m in the pub.

I think for Ashley the perfect season is having a manager the fans hate and finishing 17th.

You can’t send drugs in an email. DICKHEAD.

Just had a fucking LETTER returned from France, rejected by customs. As someone already said on here, if you have aligned yourself with Farage, Gove, Rees-mug et al you are, and I'm paraphrasing somewhat, a fucking spacker of monumental proportions.

I’d hoy in £5 for a cabbage drone. Hopefully he’ll get cruciferaed.

Need some help?

From Methven to Methhead.

Bravado Dave soon to announce a global sponsorship deal with Marillion.

You really don't need to now tbf.

Shall we have a whip round?

Have these cunts lost again?

Photoshopped, street looks too clean for Sunderland.

Lake Bells Tits is still in there, he's probably 40 by now tbf.

How much money would it take to turn Bruce into a good manager?

I wish I could post images.

Must we have match threads?

When you get cunted every night, the last game is all you can remember.

CAN'T WE CLEANSED IT HEAR>?

Even Bruce knows he’s a shite manager. He’s not that thick.

He is fuck all to do with football and so should be in GC anyway.

Could any of them bosh a box of Monster Munch in under 4 minutes though?

I vote we stop having match threads. In fact just close this side of the forum.