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Flicking between this and the war is rather jarring. Like getting a blow job at a funeral.

Wood has a 50p head like. Hit the target fush & chups.

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?

This Brexit-Pandemic-War plot is a bit far fetched tbh. Writers need to cut back on their coke intake.

Barbecuing with tears in my eyes.

It must be hard to manage a football team with insomnia.

I lived there for 3 years. You should feel no guilt, it’s a cesspit of misery, ignorance and bigots. I remember so much unecessary inconvenience, hassle and stress. A few doors down from us there was a refugees home - they were frequently abused and the house was eventually set afire. I think someone died. Some cunt broke into my shitty old car and because he failed to hotwire it he proceeded to write it off from the inside. Someone crashed into the back of my car and stalked me and my lass for MONTHS to try and prove we weren’t injured - we were. He ended up making up all this bollocks he had video evidence of us at a company picnic. Picnics in Sunderland man. Some cunt broke into the empty house next door and evidently disappointed that the empty house had nothing to steal spent some time removing brickwork IN THE FUCKING ATTIC so they could access our loft and nicked my camping gear and Atari ST from up there. I was set upon by about 15 teenagers for no reason. I was mugged at knifepoint for £5. The fucking “responsible person” our landlord gave the key to STOLE OUR FUCKING MAIL. We found all my wife’s birthday cards in a fucking bush when we were walking the dog. Some MOUTHBREATHING amoeba from Ponshon drove clean through a STOP sign at 30 mph into my car and permanently fucked my spine. His daughter, who was sat in the back of his car, latterly launched a personal injury claim against me ffs. 😂 These are the first few things off the top of my head. They’d be utterly fucked without Nissan and of course collectively they couldn’t even see this. There are some decent mackems but almost all of them have got the fuck out. At least to Washington. Fuck them marra.

If only they knew how to roll up their sleeves. It's unbelievable that these players have made it this far without that basic skill tbf. He should start running national courses.

She’d be an interesting shag, earnestly describing and justifying all her actions. “next, because I learned about this during my research, I’m going to insert my pinky up your doo-dah. After a bit, I’ll be sticking another finger in, if that’s quite alright with you. Cor blimey”.

Who doesn’t have a lucky crisp?

What do they expect all the fans to do? Just turn their back on the club en masse? Whey that would be mackem behaviour, can’t be doing that.

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Wonder if she kept the ball.

They’re all lovely man.

Easy to find when you sleep in bushes.

Unable to watch ffs Any cats seen yet?

Not seen flap damage on this scale since my youngest was born.

Aye. No ASM or Trippier means no fret. Bruno in.

I stayed at the hotel at Milton Keynes' stadium once, unfortunately the room had an amazing view of the pitch.

Have they just slashed season ticket prices?