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Even if he is a cunt, at least he's our cunt

Track record shows that we have little hope there. Expensive trophy signing, not delivered goods, £12 mill for him in January, big Shola will finally step out of the shadows. Not delivering the goods? Hasn't he scored about 9 in 16 or summat ?? £12m for him? No chance. The only problem with ikkle Mickey is his injury problem. And the VAST majority of the perceived problem in this regard is due to ONE injury picked up in the World Cup - an injury that is unlikely (hopes) to happen on a regular basis. Not delivered the goods in the sense he's played 16 in over two years man. I hope his injury crisis is now over but his fitness record with us is atrocious. Incidentally how many times has he turned out for England in that time? What percentage of our games has he missed, and what percentage of their's? Come on statto's, you know it's better than work! No question he is "on his day" our most effective forward. What price Owen in January then? discuss....

Is that on his day release from hospital?

Track record shows that we have little hope there. Expensive trophy signing, not delivered goods, £12 mill for him in January, big Shola will finally step out of the shadows.

Stopped reading after that tbh.

Masturbatory Paper, Rock, Scissors there.

At last, common sense. if I get Wham chews I am certain to get at least a 10% return on my investment. Once I've opened all the wrappers.

Casawanka, tbh.

so basically it is; mortgage spunk it on some fenders, amps et al fanging sex holiday upgrade household electronics/furniture put away for the bairns to get ahead help with the dig for Maddie invest prudently have I missed anything? Or has anyone else?

After the grief you give students, you are now wanting your kids to have a uni education!! And on top of all that you live slap bang in the middle of student land. Fucking hypocunt! Most dangerous cunt in Africa, apparently.

Maybe you're right. I would donate 100 shovels to help in the search. :D :D

Straight outta Viz that behaviour! Lazy SOB. Get the cards round, no waiting, in the pub for the 1.15 from Hexham.

My post arrives around 2 pm normally. This means I always have to pick up parcels, like everyone else, on a Saturday morning. The queue often has more than 30 people in it and I have waited for 40 minutes in it in the past. There are two miserable blokes itching to slam the window shut at 1pm no matter how long you have been queuing. And what's more, upon 'attempted' delivery the postperson gives you the time it takes for them to scribble illegibly on the card before moving on, if the bell goes on saturday I am sprinting to the door, beer and ball sack flying about aal awar. sack them all and bring in the army I say, wasted in Iraq.

Aye because guys who have paid into a pension, all the years they have worked which they were meant to get at 60 now only to be told sorry mate we are not paying up until you know hit 65, should really give two fucks that a student wants his beer tokens.. Food/Beer/Existence tokens tbf, Tokens that are nearly a month late as it is. I never implied they should give a fuck.... Well, they've only been on strike since Friday. Yeh i know. Im just saying they've made it worse Have you looked under the door mat? The Loan website isnt working now They reckon its over crowded because of... drum roll please... THE FUCKING POST STRIKE ANOTHER fucking excuse for my girlfriend tonight then.......

Started buying a house last week, was hoping for a quick move, these greedy foreigners putting the kibosh on that.

If only someone shot at him

In Amsterdam or Bangkok?

well what's the worst that can happen? He'll play for England, get injured so we take the FA to court again and get Micky's wages paid for the nest few months while he recovers. And what about the poor pub team man?! Lose their star player thus forced to languish in the Skol league forever. It's this kind of do-gooder shilly-shallying that's bringing this nation to it's knees. Maaaaaarp!

they were saying boo-owens boo-owens. And I think its a disgrace that we cannot stop him playing for another team, no matter who they are. Would we let him run out for his pub team just because they were about to qualify for the LCL Trophy? Would we shite. I think we should have total control over all his activities, including when he gets to sleep with his missus, the frequency and volume of his stools, blinks per minute and ejaculatory output. I mean after all aren't WE paying him £129.44 a second to be alive? Kill him, that'll save us all the scandal, hassle and expense. FFS

Not really enough to mean you're sorted these days so what would you do with it? Invest? If so in what? Splurge? If so on what?

Deffo, thats what I've been thinking. I reckon he's been getting a good look at Harper and has realised there's not much between them so if a big money offer came in for Given he'd let him go. Maybe he sees him as to small for a keeper i think given is streets ahead personally. although fair play to harper, he did do well recently and was unlucky not to keep his place. it's not that he played bad, just that given is rightly our number one. taken as given?

whoops wrong forum/please move!

Virgin are having a 1p movie festival! Watched Rocky Balboa at the weekend, was decent value at that price. Anyone know where there's a list of what's coming on? Cheers.

I'd be concerned you'd never find your way out and all that's in the kitchen is feckin roll mops and salty liquorice.

These are fucking rubbish as well. Haway man, I'm bored off me tits here.