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trophyshy

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  1. Leave him alone man. He’s breaking them in for the Great Gable climb th’morra.
  2. Leicester and the mackems can suck my winnits and call it Easter.
  3. “Just film it Lynn. This take we’ll get it. No, I mean it this time. Just fucking film it Lynn”
  4. Barnes liked a lie in. He’d spent years perfecting the art. Sometimes you just had to make about a hundred other people have nothing to do all morning so that you could sober up and have 4 Wetherspoons breakfasts and a cheeky Nando’s before getting the cones out. But the cones always came out, that’s what counts.
  5. Lucky you. What’s his name?
  6. In the league(s) since Jan 1st... Newcastle have scored 1.25 gpg Sunderland on the other hand have scored a massive 1.29 gpg. Which is impressive given that every game is someone's cup final. Newcastle have conceded 1 gpg Sunderland have conceded 1.35 gpg. I mean it is a tough league, and they have had some managerial complications. Therefore, Newcastle are +0.25 gdpg this year. Sunderland are -0.06 gdpg. I can't be arsed to investigate their goals, even this is pathetic.
  7. Never mind the carnage, where’s the frottage?
  8. I’m going to have a party myself when these Cunts are finally out of office.
  9. Steve Barnes had suffered. Again. He had fought hard. Fought clean and fair, but once again his detractors - those persistently meddling fans - had hurt him. They never liked him. It was always bacon this and tactics that. They know fuck all, he consoled himself. He was down, but not out. He would lick his wounds, eat a few packs of Scampi Fries and take some time off to test drive a few choice motors. Sticks and stones may break my bones, but if I'm cruising down the A1(M) at 90 with a mpg over 40 - well, those sticks won't stick in my craw, and these stones won't go unturned my friend. These stones are not for not turning. Steve smiled as he polished off his Steak Bake, he was beginning to feel better already.
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