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If they'd finished the sentence "because getting snowed on is dangerously close to actually having a wash", that'd have been a decent bit of snarkiness.

annoying to think that while he's inside he'll make the thick end of 200k....at least!

from Beeb http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/7169108.stm Last Updated: Thursday, 3 January 2008, 13:05 GMT E-mail this to a friend Printable version Joey Barton to remain in custody Joey Barton Joey Barton is due back in court on 16 January Newcastle and England midfielder Joey Barton has been remanded in custody by magistrates in Liverpool. The player is charged with assault occasioning actual bodily harm and affray following an incident in the city's Church Street area. The 25-year-old, who appeared via videolink from prison, was refused bail and is due back in court on 16 January. He was arrested with his 19-year-old brother Andrew and Nadine Wilson, 27, from Huyton, Merseyside. The footballer has been held since 27 December and has already missed Newcastle's defeats at Chelsea and at home to Manchester City. He will remain in Liverpool Prison when Newcastle take on Stoke in the FA Cup and face a League match away to Manchester United. The charges follow an alleged confrontation at a McDonald's at 0530 GMT on Thursday. Mr Barton, of Widnes, Cheshire, was jointly charged with his brother, Andrew, 19, also of Widnes, who is accused of assault causing actual bodily harm and affray. Ms Wilson is charged with common assault and affray. Both were granted bail at a hearing before Liverpool magistrates on 28 December.

What's the verdict on Assassin's Creed? I got two bottles of Jameson's, a 4GB card for my phone and some undercrackers, wahay!

Season's bleetings to you all, hope you get filled with what you need at Christmas!

That is one hell of a combo lad. My first girlfirend was from Sherburn. She thought I was being romantic when I licked my fingers.

Ladies and Gentlemen, we have a winner!

not even on paper? Maybe with crayons.

Got to be, can't be real Divvent say that man, I spent hours squinting at that!

Actually, is there any place in the City of Newcastle that is 4.5 miles from SJP? There's a place 7.5 miles from SJP that's in the City of Newcastle. Climb another 1 place. Two further if you name it.

Middle lane dawdlers. I flash them repeatedly and annoyingly, then when they begin to pull over I nudge the offside corner sending them spinning to their doom. Fuckers.

If she has tampons at your gaff, then it's cheating.

I entered this a couple of months ago, thanks anyway though.

What does that even mean Clever one line replies. If only there was a clever one line reply for this situation... led zepellin, man. you're slipping Keith lad!

Manc-mag is the funniest. That's all that matter to me. I read The Sun for all my opinions....

Noelie was it a woman that got you living in Anaheim, or did you drop out in the sixties?

I would but it's a lang way yem

And that Macoll troll, she needs running over with a speedboat tbh.

Meenzer, you're up kid...........

Hardly, she has a shite pit yacker accent from Ashington, Bedlington or Blyth forget which. One of them inbred towns anyway. Bedlington. Top marks for local knowledge like, advance back up 4 places.

My Mum from Whitley Bay (though born a mackem - spit) My Dad Cullercoats. Magtastic.

let's take this to the next level...

Ha! Mine was going to be along the lines of needing an enema to clear out a Gregg's binge.

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