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Cool Hand Luke? No one can eat 50 eggs.

I can eat 50 eggs.

It is big Al's destiny, and no one can escape their destiny, right? Is he still our sporting ambassador? Ferrero Rocher tastic.

We are a fucking joke. end of. good fucking crack though, eh?

Let me explain this to you again. Football.Is.Different.These.Days. Let. Me. Explain. It.is.still.eleven.players.against.eleven.players. It's.not.different.its.the.same. And.for.good.measure.souness.said.its.more.cat.and.mouse.than.ever.and.i.cant.be lieve.having.watched.two.of.our.most.recent.managers.be.slated.for.bad.tactics.a d .told.to.play.players.in.their.best.postions.anyone.could.disagree.but.there.is. always.one.and.i'm.not.surprised.its.you.because.i.have.even.seen.mackems.on.rtg.make.a.fool. f.you Christ on a bike.

Is it still just a rumour or do we 'av our very own slap 'appy 'arry?

more of a character than fatsam, I look forward to some SBR style ramblings. Slight concern he's in heart attack country coming to our stresspit. It aint the south coast retirement village.

Ha!

No shit Sherlock! Xmas is well over bonnie lad...

I'm off there tomorrow for a week's snowboarding, where's good for apres ski? (i.e. full of loose women and cheap booze?)

no wins man, and his defence is nowhere to be seen! OOT!

You kids! Fondu and group sex was enough in my day...

I see that and its a shame. Hughes will not be able to shore up your team in a time to suite your fans. It is sad to see but I can think of no manager that can live up to the aspirations and wild desires that many on here have. I'm glad your messiah is not one of them. No I have already stated that he could do nothing more for your team than what Sam could. You dont need a new manager you need a new more understanding group of fans. owner sack sam, we not owner

Was this before or after they assualted his nightstick?

Double bluff?

A 60 year old man who has never finished in the top six and is settled in a lovely area that is about as far away from Newcastle as its possible to get in this country? Forgive me if I don't jump for joy. Finished 5th with West Ham, 1998-99. Ok. now I'm jumping for joy.

You can't use it if you've used the service before. Perhaps someone else could? Yeah, c'mon James.....

Perhaps because he was, erm what's the phrase? FUCKING SHITHOUSE?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/main.jhtm...ewcastle110.xml Harry Redknapp out of Newcastle running By Patrick Nathanson and agencies Last Updated: 11:11am GMT 10/01/2008 Have your say Read comments Portsmouth manager Harry Redknapp has denied speculation linking him with the vacant managerial position at St James' Park. Portsmouth homepage Newcastle United homepage | Premier League Transfer Talk Football fans' forum Redknapp had been the favourite to replace Sam Allardyce, who was sacked yesterday afternoon after an indifferent start to the season. No go: Harry Redknapp will stay at Portsmouth However, he expressed his satisfaction with his life down on the south coast, which he was unwilling to swap for the intense pressure that would come with managing English football's sleepiest of giants. "I really do not know anything about this. I have not spoken to anyone from Newcastle," said Redknapp. "When I saw Sam had left my immediate thoughts were that Alan Shearer was a certainty to take over. "There's nothing in my being linked with the job. I had an offer not so long ago to take over at what I consider a massive club but I didn't go. "I am happy down on the south coast." Earlier, Redknapp's brother-in-law Frank Lampard Snr played down the link with Newcastle, saying that Redknapp, who has never managed north of London, would be unlikely to take the job at St James' Park. Redknapp's rejection will add to the woes of Newcastle owner Mike Ashley after former striker and fans' favourite Alan Shearer also appeared to drop out of the running for the job. According to the BBC, Shearer is happy with his role as a Match of the Day pundit. However, Ashley could turn to former Tottenham manger Martin Jol, who has snubbed the offer of an interview at Fulham and turned down the chance to manage PSV Eindhoven in the hope of taking charge at one of the Premier League's big clubs.

Total bollox that like. It's the performances/decisions which were booed. The fans want to see a team play to win. If they lose that's okay as long as they were trying to win.

He should've bought a fucking circus then. too obvious to say that he did?

All in all its shite, but this line in particular is one being spouted more and more to me it utter garbage. Thats all that is getting spouted by the Media 98% of us dont want Shearer FFS!!!! 97.75 tbf.

the football was FUCKING DISGRACEFUL man. The owner wants some entertainment from his new toy. It's not rocket science.