trophyshy

Shameless at 23.05.

Feel lucky, punk? Well, do ya? Was it six shots, or only five?

I am living in a (legal) squat I just got a 5k payrise I have cracked ribs from snowboarding I am praying someone buys my house soon I am in no hurry to get to work this morning.

Cristiano Ronaldo's mum? FFS! What does SHE think about Keegan's appointment?

ou est le truffles monsieur lard arse?

I'm an anti-selfish-bastard campaigner tbh.

MOTHERFUCKERS who stop to light a cigarette as soon as they are one inch outside of the station thus blocking the door for everyone. Can your sorry addiction not wait another FIVE seconds you selfish PIECE OF SHIT! that is all.

to parody my own moniker, this man is less trophyshy and more trophysty. fat piggy want some straw?

I love the way that the media don't seem to make much mention of the fact that the board that the fans are protesting against is the same board that gave Rafa over £50m to spend in the summer and they call us fickle? Yet the manager who has spunked over £130m since taking the job has no real progress to show in the league and the fans appear to be completely unaware of this stagnation and lay the blame at the people who are bankrolling them, fucking morons. laying the blame at a board for backing their managers ? Whatever next eh, how moronic can you get Next they'll be saying silly things to the press and undermining their manager... no, only the fat bastard does that fat pig?

wind tunnel perchance! Oh these Tuesday afternoon's just fly by..........

Let the photoshopping commence!!!!

Looks like he's crushed the trophy with his fat fingers and cockbreath.

Hope it went alright. My last examination required no revision, just a bit between my teeth.

Jimbo's telly?

It was absolutely awesome cheers mate. First time boarding though, my body is a bit smeshed up! Few too many posh types there, although there were 6 lads from Hexham causing chaos

yeah, rubbish. He should be sacked for damaging the plane, eh?

I know I won't be leaving here with you.

to actually answer your question, try gumtree.com

u can have my lovely bachelor pad in Monkseaton - 2beds, garden, new bathroom, massive kitchen diner for £600 pcm. It's geet lush like.

locking his car doors tbh

Like Harry Potter's classroom farts?

Some fucker does this at my work - bad enough but their wheelchair takes up almost ALL the fucking lift too.

NINTH

Ally is archaic german for 'mad as a box of frogs'. But hey, in optimistic tone, I shall raise a glass to your wager.