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The grey man himself.

Gloves on at 10. He’ll need a spacesuit at -1.

Gloves on in Lyon? Fuck all chance he’s coming here.

Beyond Sausage now. We’ve broken through lads. This is it.

Kinky.

Can ASM even cross his fingers?

Because that would be Mag behaviour.

Why can’t they invent their own sports anyway? At least there’ll be sandwiches at half time and the kits will be ironed. I wouldn’t mind if she was offside in my box. Do they suck oranges at half-time or lick lemons? TITS. #hung4asheep Seriously though, women’s football is really decent now. They were equitable sausages indicating supreme confidence and consistency. Not penises, as some sexist pigs might presume.

Are you gonna just take that Tom?

Nowt wrong with Streisand. She nose what she’s doing.

What I want to know is did the MLF really burn a million Sugar Puffs?

BRING ON THE PRAWN SANDWICHES

My ageing liver is fucking hating all this mind. Hopefully it can hold on long enough for a trophy.

TOP TEN FINISH MOTHERFUCKERS!

Ingrate what a fucking goal!

Aye.

aye. he's only 30.

Spurs aye. Too upset to report.

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Ridicule is nothing to be scared of. Marra.

Classy.