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I recycle free newspapers. eco-god tbh

"some" LOL nice one 2J

I'm up for it..... 3093 7247 5464

Taggart: What do you want me to do sir? Hedley Lamarr: I want you to round up ever vicious criminal and gun slinger in the west. Take this down. [Taggart looks for a pen and paper while Hedley talks] Hedley Lamarr: I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists. Taggart: [finding pen and paper] Could you repeat that, sir? RIP

Drum n bass seems to be the consensus fair play, at least I'll enjoy making the fecker. Cheers

I am just completing an electronic music production course and for the final project have to remix Lilly Allen's Smile (no, regrettably that doesn't mean clip her in the pyat). Thing is I have nay inspiring idea as to what style to do the remix in - it's such a slow wishy wash affair. I can fuck up the tempo a bit, and of course the melody and harmonies, basically I am free to do what I want as long as it is 'commercially acceptable'. As its a little bit ska-y I thought about doing a dub remix, but its still not getting my creative juices flowing. I have run through a lot of ideas but still feeling somewhat uninspired. As there's seemingly a few musical sorts on here I wondered if any of you might be kind enough to offer some inspiration. Cheers fellas.

Municipalities of Libya - Frail and Feeble Mind

cheers day off work, mixing it between obligatory hangover/sunbathing and making music.

was the 'spell' wishing for a bumper potato harvest and a good long snooze?

I know you are, but what am I?

fucking is certainly already banned.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/7387113.stm Johnson bans drink on transport The ban will be implemented across London's entire transport network Plans to ban the drinking of alcohol on London's transport system have been unveiled by new mayor Boris Johnson. He joined London's transport commissioner Peter Hendy to set out a timeline for bringing in the measure. The ban, starting on 1 June, on the Tube, buses, trams and Docklands Light Railway is one of his election pledges. But the Rail Maritime and Transport Union said the policy appeared "not to have been thought through very well" and could make matters worse. It is part of Mr Johnson's wider strategy to tackle anti-social behaviour. New posters were also unveiled advising passengers of the no-alcohol policy. Serious crime The mayor said: "I firmly believe that if we drive out so-called minor crime then we will be able to get a firm grip on more serious crime. "That's why from 1 June the drinking of alcohol will be banned from the Tube, tram, bus, and Docklands Light Railway." The ban on the London Overground will take longer, as Transport for London has to apply to the Department for Transport for permission to enforce the bar on the consumption of alcohol. Don Shenker, chief executive of Alcohol Concern, said: "Public drinking and the behaviour sometimes associated with it can, and does, deeply affect people's ability to enjoy public spaces. Perhaps the mayor will come out with his underpants on over his trousers like Superman one Saturday to show us how it should be done, and maybe tell a crowd of Liverpool supporters that they can't drink on the train RMT's Bob Crow "Taking a firm approach to public drinking in this way sends a strong message that public drunkenness is socially unacceptable." But the Rail Maritime and Transport (RMT) Union's leader Bob Crow said: "We are in favour of any measure that will make our members' lives safer and curb anti-social behaviour, but it appears that this really hasn't been thought through very well and could well make matters worse. "We are being told that it will be our members who will have to approach people drinking and ask them to stop - but the mayor hasn't asked us what we think. "Perhaps the mayor will come out with his underpants on over his trousers like Superman one Saturday to show us how it should be done, and maybe tell a crowd of Liverpool supporters that they can't drink on the train." I am recklessly encouraging a massive piss up on public transport in London on Saturday 31st May. Will be a real shame not to be allowed to neck a couple of cans of K to pass the time on the way to a night out.

Sounds like my kind of library tbh. take out the reading I concur

Is that g as in gagging or g as in hedging?

What for? Bins running dry?

Fair play Fish. I'll rise to the challenge, lets have a top totty thread then, T-Keith?

If its graphic phot you want fella, try the internet. I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.

photoshopped ffs!

What would he be doing in your pastie? possibly shaving his arse, for good measure.