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I once spent months on an internet football fans site needlessly and ineffectively taking the piss out of almost anyone and hopefully everyone for my own amusement. I realise this is not strictly a practical joke, however I thought it might provide both the opportunity to get some attention and also plant a seed for future hilarity at my behest.

this is either gold or should be deleted. probably should be locked either way, Orwell not been mentioned for yonks.

I'm sure if Allardyce gets the Blackburn job he'll be circling like an obsese vulture ready to snap him up. Loads of clubs will, if the price is right.

Common name - Hamster Taxonomy - Kingdom: Animalia Phylum: Chordata Class: Mammalia Order: Rodentia Suborder: Myomorpha Superfamily: Muroidea Family: Cricetidae Subfamily: Cricetinae

A Spar Rages Spear Bright young football hope Aaron Spear was thrown into a stormy controversy last night when his local Spar refused to sell him tabs as he looked well under age. etc etc....

the need for bold is the winner in this thread!

general glib comment about radiohead. await abuse. gosub 100

Where's the Fop option?

it's called rubbernecking. shameful I know.

Spear I go again on my own Right Spear, Right Now. Spear comes The Sun Did you ever know that you're my Spear-o?

how fast will this story dissa spear? Spear chucker mother fucker Spear me the truth I can't believe it's not javelin christ my job is boring the spears out of me.

I would have given my left nipple to be up there today

lovely day out lads.

u am legend

Bafetimbi and Obafemi? I'm saying nowt.

Unfortunately not. Now if I'd said that there'd have been an 8 page cunt-fest about it. Or is breaking a leg worse than dying in your medical opinion? I'm going to cunt-fest this year. Great line up.

Good shout, just got some in highlight of the match was opening the third can tbh....

dismissing something as misery music, even if it Coldplay, is extremely naïve I find their musical slant to be exceptionally melancholy. I find the singer's voice to be depressing. The whole package, to my ears, sounds fucking miserable. I have friends who love them so I have tried over and over again to 'get it' but its just not my cup of tea. I can appreciate the excellent arrangement, structure and production however I do not like there music. It sounds miserable to me. Just because I don't like Coldplay there's no need to insult me. Oh that's right, its the internet, you crack on fella. i just don't see how it's a fair criticism that's all. It's exactly how I feel about them. What's unfair about that? I'm not asking anyone to agree with me.

I fear my team will march to the final. yawn.

fuck that was close. c'mon polska!

really absent.

oo-er.