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How old is your lad Dave?

Well done Dave.

When yur a ‘ammer, evrefin looks like a nail. Or a babble.

We’re now DEFCON2 close to the headline “PUTIN ON THE FRITZ”

was probably pissed

I'm not ashamed of the post, the prose however is a tad regrettable.

Still no fucking trophy, I did get one of those tellies though.

Certainly not for 4 or 5 seasons, is it?

And then glass the chairman?

Is the lad who scored trying to claim he was offside?

Are they struggling to get in before 2pm like?

Barnes had, of course, swam the Amazon. Upstream. Greggs had offered sponsorship but he didn’t want it. That would be cheating. He’d done it alone, totally unsupported; The Barnes Way. All he had was a Zippo lighter, some fishing line and a Swiss Army knife, gifted to him by his first chairman after another successful relegation fight. Steve tied the line off to his Speedos and along its length he’d thread tempting pieces of his calloused feet. Irresistible to piranhas, each night he’d feast on them after his 45 mile swim.

who could forget the trauma of nearly losing the biggest club ever to be relegated? We still have a candlelit vigil every year. #neverforget #calmdown #ihatetoffee #muchratherhavefudge #noidontmeanthat #beefwand

the fans would be up in arms.

Is he really? Any chance we can arrange an acid trip?

Leave his beefwand out of it man.

* Friend’s’ Trophy Marra.

DER BIGGCCCCCHHHHHHHHEST. KKKKCCCHHHCHHCLUB RELEGHHHGHHHCCCHHHATED EVA!

If only he could be passing to himsel.

And the right manager tbf.

it’s going to be a stressful few weeks 🤑

Wave from the back of someone else’s BMX.