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Apparently Marco van Basten has spent all day there chairing the crisis talks and has said he's prepared to stay as long as it takes to get the problem sorted. Top bloke.

I wonder if we'll ever be run by a slender man again?

I think he's far more likely to have walked, but SSN have been reporting all afternoon that he has been sacked. All i've read reported is that 'he has left newcastle'. I've got Setanta on stream and they arent saying he is sacked or resigned. Neither are anyone else. Maybe he's just gone to do a spot of ice climbing during the international break?

Seriously if you were in a pub and a 15 year old started trying talking to you about the toon, you'd just think aye pipe down a bit son eh he's some crisps. So I reckon this should be an 18 and overs board. Ever tried anger management? It will do you some good, "son". It is funny how you mention food in every other post. You probably resemble Freddy, Allardyce and Ashley . I see you baby, nicking my gags, nicking my gags.

nope. £3.5 mill in January. Everton.

Fuck it, I reckon his whole family and all their friends should get both barrels as well. They'll probably neck them off in 10 seconds, in front of devout muslim stormtroopers, on top of Mecca and still be laughing at us all.

This is all very upsetting. doubly so because I am (3 days) on the wagon as I have been a bit concerned about my drinking habits. I now have to go the the pub with work colleagues and listen to their tripe while supping an orange juice. Thanks Ashley, you Mother of all False Dawns.

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Why don't you hang yourself and get it put it on Youtube, that would definitely cheer me up you muppet! How's he going to put it on YouTube if he hangs himself? Leave a note, 'and get it put on youtube'

I fuckin GUARANTEE he will be in the papers in the next 2 days, "fans are deluded", "directors don't know how to run a club" "I'm not a fat cunt" etc.. his normal shite.. I tell you what's cheered me up today, I haven't seen it yet cos I've been working but, the fact it even happened, FFS talking on Setanta/Sky pmsl :angry: I don't know why I just find it hilarious, I bet he's been smiling all day at the abuse the board are deservedly getting.

Well I am in a fucking foul mood. no need to take it out on poultry like fella.

can someone set up a survey monkey site that will allow us lot to manage things? In fact, fuck it, can we just install a fucking monkey to make a baboon of himself?

Fucking hell, hope that's not the case, I've not got anything today! Can't do with a second day of this. The only reason I can see them delaying things is (1) if Ashley's trying to get Keegler back or (2) they're waiting til the crowd clears outside to make a run for it. If its true, shows that the ones who are least considered in all of this are the fans. Something very odd is going on. looking forward to the big reveal now, bound to get a WOW from the expectant crowd Him & Keegan on the steps hand in hand saying he's staying. Would be the best news all summer. is that really an impossibility now? im still hoping for something like that tbh Singing Islands in the Stream. ah -aaahaaahah

wrong thread mate - mods can you move this to the insomnia thread?

Thank God for that, give me something to look forward to tomorrow.

Cheers, mate. You've been a good laugh today. just been trying not to cry all day tbh. where is manc-mag in all this?

I, for one, support our new Saudi Overlords.

That's a Dubai Vulture mate.

If you're right this thread is Gerld!

HITZFELD FOR THE TOON!

I blame you tbh Cheers mate. Just the boost I needed. just messin.

I blame you tbh

WOW LOL