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the Jamesons distillery is mint...be ready to volunteer to taste the whiskeys at the start!

she looks like she could eat a pomegranate through a tennis racket.

No Kevin and ... Kevlar one of his daughters is called Kevina. He loves K-names He's hard as nails too then!

HB lads. Gan kick some hoardings to celebrate!

this one's still my fave.. ....any excuse I know!

It's amazing how many people predicted the result accurately.

I'd love to see him nut her that creates two images....one hilarious the other deeply disturbing.

curner torned like.

fucking Shola

Would that be concorde or summit?

I think I have watched that goal in your sig about 40 times already today!

+1

I had seven pints of lovely Aspalls cider last night and zero hangover today. Top stuff, as endorsed by MvB himself. Might have a couple of Tyskies when I watch the lads turn the corner.

50/50 very interesting.

An interesting view point but basically you're saying the vast majority of toon fans are deluded. Wait, what? ps. can you please do one in order of pusillanimity?

he looks mentally shot before he starts. "Jonas.....he's been in Argentina, with a collar bone." Like Jamie and the magic torch?

Alex wont be pleased with that. Far too lowbrow. Whilst acknowledging and appreciating an expansive, robust and inquisitive intellect, I am currently not out to tender for bearer of said consciousness to spray me with hot jizz. Any better?

I divvent want showering in anyone's pearls off here like.

I was in with the away fans that day, tbh it left a bad taste in my mouth. Which I washed away with Satay King Prawns and cheeky little Sauvignon Blanc. fucking philistine, you should be drinking a Pinot Grigio with SKP, or perhaps a nice Sancerre if you're feeling flush. I know, you ought to have heard the abuse I received on the helicopter home! Fortunately MvB was piloting and he backed my suspect tastes to the hilt.

I was in with the away fans that day, tbh it left a bad taste in my mouth. Which I washed away with Satay King Prawns and cheeky little Sauvignon Blanc.

I would guess it's because it is hateful and repulsive and reflects the worst traits of our species. I could understand it if it was Hitler et al, but this is a harmless footballer.

Nice one!

That's not belated 2J, my aunt sent me a birthday card at the weekend...it was my birthday in May! Although, to be fair to her, she's as mad a cut snakes.

Most i know would raise a glass. enough rope and all that.