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quality! As long as she's prepared to wash 'em anarl.

I split with my ex about a year ago. Love the company of women and have spent all but about 5 years since I was 15 with a few steady partners, interspersed with typical male revelry. Weirdly, the thing is I am just not bothered about chatting up girls anymore. I'm 36, have been married before (lost her to cancer in 2002). Tried sooooo hard to make the last one work..obv it didn't. I occasionally force myself to try and chat up a bird but my heart just aint in it. Waaaaay too fussy at this age. Is this maturity, laziness or is it time to call Meenzer? Any older blokes on here relate with this lack of interest in chasing? The bitch is, after all this time I crave affection, but don't want it from anyone I don't want it from, and can't motivate myself to just crack on and get what the body needs I'm just impatient aren't I? Thanks for listening.

To truly cut the mustard she'd have to hide one round at Kylies place for a few weeks and beal theatrically on the box about it. Also, chuck another off her stage a few times in full view of the authorities who turn a blind eye. I guess the third one could be a poster child for binge drinking. /Gets coat whilst donning helmet.

Will we be allowed to booze it up, a la Kashley, in our seats though?

Ashley is not going to spend to sell. It's going to be prayers and fingernails all the way lads. At least at the end of this season we will actually be fighting for something.

Has anyone got into Horde mode? It's like Robotron 2084 but with 4 mates and slightly better graphics. Most addictive online game I have ever played. NEXT!

habib beye day to yuz

I just can't imagine spending so much time on another teams' board. Don't wish him any harm, just think he's weird.

missed this mate, hope it was fun, and you let Keith out of the box too.

I work in sustainable development, specifically within procurement for Local Govt.

Jandles tbh

my tax and insurance on a run-around-cheggers-plays-pop-focus is £40 per month. MOT is obv tied in to servicing so finger in air fella

It is leading by example fella. Gives us some bargaining power if we are seen to be trying to illicit change and make living and development more sustainable. If everyone takes the fuck-it-we're-all-fucked approach then we truly are. We have been having it bang off for decades. Inefficient fuel use, poor energy utilisation and management, careless approach to all resources, burying our rubbish in land as its the cheapest option etc etc etc. This cheap and decadent lifestyle has to end sooner or later and yes it is going to cost someone, everyone, to start living in a less destructive manner. I completely agree that government is too fucking pussy to make significant policy changes to affect large corporations, but its not hard to argue that large corporations are in power on earth these days anyway. Far easier to pass the buck to the masses and perhaps keep your seat than piss of Mr Big and lose your family[/conspiracy thread].

nay pressure fish.

Rent and ownership are so hideously expensive in London I don't have a problem with people residing in empty homes, presuming they don't turn the place into a flea infested mong pit of course. I do agree that for some it is merely a rite of passage, like scoring K at Anjuna, and they are just taking the piss. I know a few people in negotiated squats, where the property is not residential but they pay the landlord unofficial rent and the landlord doesn't kick them out when local residents complain to the police. I also know someone living in Camelot Properties where they are effectively looking after an empty (sometimes very interesting) property for a nominal rate. If you can sort something like this out in London then when you factor in tax it puts £6-£10k on your salary. That's a lot of whelks. http://www.camelotproperty.com/home.php/b/gbr-en/home/Home

Have yourself a merry little birthday pud.

whats the crack with duke anyway?

yes please http://www.toontastic.net/board/index.php?...st&p=535299

I thought the gloves were off with all that..... anyway if anyone wants a link and its been deleted PM me!

this seems like a good link.... http://www.ustream.tv/channel/footyinhd1

Stevie - get yerself some emergency geggs here man... from £12 http://www.speckyfoureyes.com

I was putting in a contact lense in the toilets of a bar in Leeds the other week and the dude who gives you aftershave shot a load of fucking afterahve on my contact lense on my finger, I went fucking balistic at him! I hate all those loitering and jumping out on one amidst a mist of cheap aftershave. a) I can't have a quick spliff Keep flushing to tolet if I'm trying to do a line. c) Quick wank is totally out of the question. Have you ever managed the trifecta in one sitting parky!?

You, on the other hand, have such epic gravitas I fear the end of the universe is nigh.

you mean your nephew yeah? If he's from where I think he's from, probably both.