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Surely the caption should read 'Shut the fuck up!' or similar? Or am I misinterpreting the award?

You know you're in trouble when MvB can't find his preferred charcoal briquettes.

You ought to stop obsessing over music and figure out what year it is bonnie lad!

Can you tell us what order they'll be released in?

These any good then FM'ers?

Well Wise is easy to miss, being 6 inches tall and allergic to going north of Watford, but Lambrusco's job is to be visible, and yet I think almost anyone could do that bit of it better than him. The invisible fucking man could do it better tbfh

They effectively gave wor lass a methadone overdose at the end, but she was a right state so it was a fair call.

Potential for a new song very sadly wasted.

Bonnie Bobby Shafto?

double post.

ah. Precisely the reason I get pissed.

Babel Mixture of stories, one involving a deaf and dumb jap girl with a penchant for getting her clunge out. 70% of it in foreign langages with no subtitles. Pretentiousness gone mad or just a dodgy rip? Anyone else seen this?

tbf, doing 200 lines would likely preclude wanking for a month

contradictions, half truths and having a really good deek at something....

In terms of their shitbag city, yes. But in football terms, well, who knows now they have whatsisname in charge?

so bored at work....here you go. Newcastle United M Viduka Groin Strain no return date H Beye Knee Injury no return date O Martins Groin Strain 10th Jan 09 J Barton MCL Knee Ligament Injury 17th Jan 09 I Gonzalez Achilles Tendinopathy Mar 09 A Smith Achilles Tendinopathy 28th Jan 09 http://www.physioroom.com/news/english_pre...njury_table.php

Have always got pissed before, during and after every game tbh. Is that wrong?

My step mom (a dog person incidentally) was sucked in by these and got some in for festive munchies. Sweet chilli flavour iirc. They were a tad nicer than your standard pringle. I think we dipped them in jalapeno humous. Yes, more than palatable. Bored anyone?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/e...rem/7785570.stm NEWCASTLE Budget: About £12m January previous: The club have opted against any major moves in January in recent years - unless you count Fabio Zamblera, Ben Tozer and Oguchi Onyewu. What they need: Manager Joe Kinnear has earmarked two players to bolster their squad - at least one is likely to be a left-back. Who they might buy: Kinnear has his eyes on Premier League experience and ex-Liverpool defender John Arne Riise's name has cropped up persistently, while West Ham's Matthew Upson and Stephen Warnock of Blackburn have also featured. Who they might sell: Not Michael Owen if all the noises coming from player and manager are correct. Owen is one of seven players whose contract ends in the summer but looks set to see out his current deal. Charles N'Zogbia has hinted at leaving, while midfielders Joey Barton and Nicky Butt have also been linked with moves away. What the fans say: "We need a left-back to rival Jose Enrique first and foremost. That is top priority. Getting rid of deadwood such as Cacapa, Edgar and maybe Carroll would also help." King-Habib on 606

I was just kidding Mom. Are you suggesting Pringles are actually trying to get cats to buy their crisps?

good lad. I have a cold too, think I'll swally some Jameson's.

Definitely a woman.

I had this fat dwarf once. She was shithouse, so there goes that rule.

Joe would be a good manager in the Championship I reckon. But there's always the danger that a man of his ability could be poached by a bigger club.

there's only about 40 people in the whole building, normally about 200. no hope to contact with any other people, no hope of making any significant progress but here we are. might have a liquid lunch and go home early. no-one will care. anyone fancy it?