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Nobsessed, the pair of you.

Street Cleaners would clean up!

Oh and for some reason the powers that be have decided to give us a shit load of fruit every Monday morning this year. Been sucking on juicy cherries all afternoon.

Keegan our worst ever manager on that basis!

Well the WFH season is over and here we are. How's it going? Met some nice new clunge in the office today so not too bad I suppose. Loads of work but

Maybe he spoke to the agent. To be fair you could type "Who is Barry Ferguson?" into Google and then say you enquired about him.

A mouthpiece to an arsepiece. He should say less if he knows nowt.

I had a look for you, found this....hope it helps.

+ infinity, and beyond.

Cheers HF, interesting stuff about the school skills programme.

You could all go shit in his stores, but they're so full of shite anyway I guess noone will notice.

Excellent. We beat Hull, Millwall beat Crewe, then a draw at St. James' gives me a replay within walking distance. What do you mean, priorities? That's exactly what I thought too.

O little town of Bethlehem, How still we see thee lie! Above thy deep and dreamless sleep The silent stars go by; Yet in thy dark streets shineth The everlasting Light; The hopes and fears of all the years Are met in thee to-night.

I'm off out to have a shit somewhere in one of his stores.

What a fucking SHAMBLES!

Lads, lasses, We're still in the hunt! He's better than Capello And he loves to say c_nt!

Dorty stopout. Get owt? A dose. I asked for her papers beforehand and everything seemed to be in order with her bareback lisence. I had that too, good old vodka!

Flog Xisco after £5.7 million, 3 starts, 2 subs and 1 goal. ffs

Because there is a culture up there that is totally fucked, is the short answer.

Looks like it. Where the hell did Milner's £12m go though? Baggio? You should know.

Entirely predictable. I expect a few more of these. How much for Zog? £6-8 mill?

Losing 3 top players and signing five players at an average cost of £3.2 million, to 'stay competitive' when we currently are not competitive. Hmm. Unless they do some spectacular dealing (better than so far) then these set of cunts are either totally deluded, complete morons or royally taking the piss. Possibly a mixture of all three. Roll on Feb 2nd.

Excellent. Spearmint Rhino, Freemasons, Culture Club, The Guild of Utter Spaztards, Stringfellows, Jacob's Club, Club a Geordie Club, etc etc etc

Kinnear Hopes to keep monkey-spunk moped running despite shortage of simian semen. Mike/Joe go fuck yourselves.