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PLEASE LOCK THIS FUCKING THREAD!

JFK is Googling Messi apparently.

Mullered. Muntered. 'tarded.

Gallowsgate humour at its best.

splosh splosh splosh splish splash. ..Hmmm, what is all this brown stinky matter in my martini, dear?.. ..Don't worry sweetpea, there's now 40 percent off Newcastle United earplugs.. ..Pardon?..

looks decent like.

DOUBLE the next nearest. I may have said this before on here and I apologise but... VIKING FUCKING BURIAL GROUND MAN!

tbf Berb had to strike gold sooner or later

you should have a crack..it's canny good fun.. klacky

-£15 Baggio

Cheers lads, much appreciated. Which bar has the most Otters though?

RIP No longer the prisoner http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertai...us-1366143.html

I'd pay big bucks to see the all-too-brief manc-litefop square off. Well, I'd buy the winner a pint. In Wetherspoons.

Imagine how much YOU could spew forth? Fop-zombie-diatribe.....hmmmmm.

'Bin Laden' recording calls for holy war over Gaza conflict Message on Islamist websites purporting to be from the al-Qaida chief condemns inaction of Arab governments Peter Walker and agencies guardian.co.uk, Wednesday 14 January 2009 13.11 GMT Article history A new audio message purportedly from the al-Qaida leader, Osama bin Laden, has called for all Muslims to launch a holy war to stop the Israeli offensive in Gaza, according to Islamist websites. The recording, which the websites said was by Bin Laden, also condemned Arab governments for preventing their people from acting to "liberate Palestine". "Our brothers in Palestine, you have suffered a lot … the Muslims sympathise with you in what they see and hear. We, the mujahideen, sympathise with you also," Reuters reported the speaker as saying in the 22-minute tape titled A Call for Jihad to Stop the Aggression Against Gaza. "We are with you and we will not let you down. Our fate is tied to yours in fighting the crusader-Zionist coalition, in fighting until victory or martyrdom." Previous messages from al-Qaida have been posted on the same websites. The authenticity of the recording could not be confirmed, although reports said the voice appeared to be the same as that used in earlier messages claimed to be from the al-Qaida chief. In the tape, Bin Laden said the US was losing its dominant position in the world: "The jihad of your sons against the crusader-Zionist coalition is one of the key reasons for these destructive effects among our enemies. God has bestowed us with the patience to continue the path of jihad for another seven years, and seven and seven … The question is, can America continue its war with us for several more decades to come? Reports and evidence would suggest otherwise." Al-Qaida has posted more than 60 messages from Bin Laden, his second-in-command, Ayman al-Zawahiri, and other leaders since the 11 September attacks in 2001. Last week, Zawahiri called on Muslims to attack western and Israeli targets around the world in protest at events in Gaza. The previous three messages attributed to Bin Laden and posted over the past nine months also concerned the Palestinian question. In an audio message last May, he urged Muslims to break the Israeli-led blockade of Gaza and battle Arab governments that dealt with Israel. The latest message was accompanied on the websites by a photograph of Bin Laden and one of the al-Aqsa mosque in Jerusalem, Islam's third holiest shrine.

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"I've definitely got some money although whether I will give it to him (Kinnear) or not is another question," added Ashley. Wop your wad, wop your wad, wop your wad on the counter!

The Frog in the Tyne!

Should he be picked tonight then? Shop window performance or want-away shitbag?

Not seen that one marra.

Big Mike is about to gazump Citeh!

Spot on. £100 million fee and £500,000 a week according to the latest rumour from the Beeb. Man city as well, the club with the least class in the premiership. Fairweather, the pair of you.

£91 Million £260k/week