trophyshy

really?

its not raining here anymore

and we're back in the gloom

like an outback kettle

anyone pm me a working link please? My Dominatrix isn't available to slam my balls in the door this evening.

professional set up that like.

I met Uri Geller on my 30th birthday. Just fyi. Did you ask him where your fucking present was?

This. 2 hours before kick-off I feel absolutely sick. Usually I couldn't wait for kick-off on matchday, but since a few months I would prefer to dine with Michael Jackson instead of watching this team. Including breakfast?

I'll consider it a victory if we concede less than 3. Can't see us scoring.

fucking hell seriously? 50 years? fuck!

get yourself a decent whiskey habit, seems to keep them away no problem,

Aye and he's got a team out of a relegation scrap before hasn't he? Oh, wait..

I fully expect if you are within range to 'go for him' Jake Seed. Parkster, Jake Seed? As in tribal elder Jake Seed (Gordon Henry).........or.......Jake Steed....who is an American male porn star, who appeared in Interracial pornography . I assume the former is who you were referring too? Ideally take on the spirit of both as you unleash your mighty blows of love and hate. Psychologically disrobing and de-arming his weak mind in the blur of the moment...The moment when you will realise your destiny as the true of avatar of the Geordie race. Plung into him with gay abandon my friend for in catharsis we see our true selves. Err...Have fun with it anyway. On another matter I have been invited by a very sexy angel to an isolated chalet on a Brazilian beach surrounded by wild dogs with the samba carried in the wind. Your advice? I have no clue what the fuck you are on about chap, but it is most eloquent.

I'm on a plane, I can't complain.

two up the pumper? Even Beresford balked!

YOU NEED X-RAY BALLS!

at least he's only got a micro-cock.

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/sport/foo...icle5594311.ece Stephen McManus linked to Newcastle United Scotland defender could be about to depart for the Barclays Premier League following a reported offer of £4 million Phil Gordon Stephen McManus could be ready to move to the Barclays Premier League after Newcastle United appeared to heighten their interest by making a bid for the Celtic centre back and captain. Reports yesterday claimed that the Scottish champions have been offered £4 million for McManus. Celtic are believed to have no desire to get the 25-year-old Scotland defender off their wage bill but with Joe Kinnear urgently trying to enrol new back-four men at St James’ Park, McManus has captured the Newcastle manager’s attention. However, reports that Celtic would use the money to fund the recruitment of Radoslav Kovac, the Czech Republic defender, from Spartak Moscow, are incorrect. McManus has blossomed under Gordon Strachan, who has turned him from a fringe player under Martin O’Neill into the captain and half of a central defensive pairing with with Gary Caldwell. The Celtic manager gave McManus the captaincy when Neil Lennon switched to Nottingham Forest in 2007. Kinnear is keen to offload José Enrique, the left back who has failed to flourish since his £6.3 million acquisition from Villarreal in 2007, but Celtic would not be able to afford the 23-year-old Spaniard’s wages even if he was included as part of the deal. Celtic are negotiating with representatives of Willo Flood to secure the Ireland midfield player from Cardiff City, but the player, who is on loan at Dundee United, has been told by Craig Levein that his career would profit far more from remaining at Tannadice as a central figure, rather than becoming a fringe contributor at Celtic Park. Flood has been with Dundee United, who play Celtic tomorrow night at Hampden Park in a Co-operative Insurance Cup semi-final, for a year and he acknowledges that Levein rescued him after being marginalised at Cardiff. The Coca-Cola Championship side will demand only a £150,000 fee for Flood. Dundee United can do nothing prevent Cardiff selling Flood to Celtic and are still fighting to keep the player, having offered him a permanent contract. “I am speaking about something that might not happen and we have not heard from Cardiff that anything has, but this is not something that is going to distract us from a very important game,” Levein said. “We are working hard to keep Willo here, but if he wants to go to Celtic, I will shake his hand and wish him all the best because he is a great lad who typifies the kind I want here. I’ve already told him that I think he should be staying here, because it is only since he came to Dundee United that he has held down a first-team place consistently and shown how good he is on a regular basis. Right now, he would be better doing that for another season or two with us rather than risk moving on and ending up being back in a situation where he is spending a lot of time on the bench. “What we should remember is that we got him from Cardiff on the basis that it was a chance for them — and him — to be in the shop window and there was always a chance something like this would happen. “If he left tomorrow, we would still be winners from this deal because he has been a very good player for us. I do think that last Saturday, all the talk had an effect on Willo, but I feel he will have learnt from that and cope at Hampden. He is in my plans.” Another of Celtic’s potential recruits, Sacha Kljestan, the United States midfield player, may have priced himself out of a move after scoring a hat-trick for his country against Sweden on Saturday. Clubs in Holland and Germany were already on the trail of the 23-year-old, who warmed up for the international in Los Angeles by spending six days on trial at Celtic’s Lennoxtown training complex. Major League Soccer owns the contract of the Chivas USA player and wants a £2 million fee to agree to any move. Ched Evans also remains on Celtic’s list, even though the Manchester City striker is now being linked with a move to Cardiff.

I'll welcome him with folded arms, unless he brings me some Sambucca.

Aye, we don't need goals anyway once Owen goes.

Marco Donadel From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Jump to: navigation, search Marco Donadel Personal information Full name Marco Donadel Date of birth April 21, 1983 (1983-04-21) (age 25) Place of birth Conegliano, Italy Height 1.79 m Playing position Midfielder Club information Current club Fiorentina Number 4 Youth career A.C. Milan Marco Donadel (born 21 April 1983 in Conegliano, Province of Treviso, Italy) is an Italian football midfielder, currently playing for ACF Fiorentina. Donadel is a youth product of A.C. Milan. He was loaned to Lecce, Parma, Sampdoria and Fiorentina. After a successful half-season long loan with Fiorentina, the Viola signed him on a permanent basis. In 2005-2006 he was a regular for coach Cesare Prandelli, who had already appreciated the skills of Donadel, as they were together at Parma F.C. Marco Donadel was the captain of Italy under-21 team, and won the 2004 European Under-21 Football Championship. Donadel also won a bronze medal of 2004 Summer Olympics football tournament.

I recommend the ignore option. Fop's worst nightmare is being sent to Coventry Having been there, I don't blame him.