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I had some troop trainers, all I can remember of them is tongues out halfway up my knees, and this story.... That was 89 I think, maybe 88. I recall being in Durham wearing a psychedelic flowery hooded top and some MASSIVE baggy lilac tracksuit bottoms (tongues out, obv). What a fucking clip but we were the cool kids. We were out on the piss, standing chatting in market square. This cop van drove past us, staring, about 4 times and we were getting well twitchy cos we were all 16ish. Anyway van stops next to us eventually and this fucking huge copper comes out straight up to me and says, grinning his napper off; "We've some sights tonight like but you are the daftest dressed lad in town. congratulations" Cunt gave me a badge saying "I've met Durham constabulary" Embarrassed as I was, relieved not to be getting me pockets searched.

What's the difference between standard and very standard?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/...--Football.html Lamped a Bolton fan after almost murdering an opposition player. Welcome on board sunshine

Club overflowing iyam. Him Smith and Barton in the same team will be entertaining.

just checked newsnow...wigan bid £6mill for Insomnia £8.5 mill now accepted for Shay not reputable sources tbh

Was watching it with Greg-we'd had a few like but convinced he definitely called him that. PS Alex, apparently you still owe Greg money you tight get. He certainly did, the bloke is a clown. 'Shay pulled out yesterday with a knee injury as did insomnia' After 2 mins 20 on the Video on the Sky Sports website. http://www.skysports.com/video/clips/0,237...2&ssvPage=1 Fucking hell man. Insomnia...(corrected to)...Insobnia...(ah fuck it I'll never get it right)....Charlie

Bad trip or a K-hole?

I fucking hope so

Be surprised if we get more than 6 points from those 8 games. And part of me thinks that's optimistic.

Would it be an anti-climax if this shower of shit stayed up? I mean, lets face it we have absolutely FUCK ALL to look forward to with this mob. We're going to lose any of our decent players, it's openly admitted we're buying no-one of any worth, and what kind of desperate lunatic is going to come anyways/Lovenkrands. The football is dire, the morale spent, fans apathetic, our manager is Terry Fuckwit, Dennis Wise works for us man. DENNIS FUCKING WISE! Our owner has -£200 million to live on. Our MD won't speak to us, our longest running servant is jumping ship and we have a whole team in the injury room. Rip it up and start again.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/...ured-again.html He was trying to sell Geremi for £4 million yesterday too, but that fell through apparently. So he "had to" play him. So basically you're saying he's shit yet someone had £4mill in for him?! Is he Pinnocchio in disguise?

Just moaning on 5 live, "I can see now why other people didn't take it" Sounding like he's ready to jump off Tyne Bridge.

For those of you in Black and White, I recommend you start on the sambucca and swiftly move on to jagermeister. Just saying.

Boiler quotes ? I had a boil on the end of my......errrr, nevermind Good album. Was that a secret track?

Anyone even look forward to it anymore...you have to wonder what the fuck is the point?

How many Geordies in the whole squad? Harps a mackem inne? sok tbf. Kilbeggen gone yong

How many Geordies in the whole squad? Harps a mackem inne?

Why would a club do that when they wait for him to rehab here, suck up 6 months of wages and sign him on a free at the end of his contract when he's healthy again? Aye you're right. I'm just clutching at nowt, again.

Look at Ashey's eyes, I've always said tiny eyes is a handicap. Piggy eyes. And grasping piggy hands. Piggy must go About time he took the conch and spoke up tbh.

75p and a copy of FHM, haway man...

consider yersel spanked 80s

Surely someone will tempt him away for a cheeky £3 or £4 million and Ashley will snap hands off? If he's not going to be around to help us stay up may as well get rid now?

it could all be over in 10 weeks. cannot see the next win anywhere. Our goal tonight came from a fuck up on their part. Reassuring.

Did I hear the lads singing, to the tune of football's coming home; It's Lov-en-krands It's Lov-en-krands Pe-ter Lov-en-krands ?

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