trophyshy

Am I the only one who thinks she wanted you to make sure her position was satisfactory in order to protect your own?

I ordered an escort and was asleep when she arrived.

got my badge, keyring and car sticker today.

Was it not Hitler's Bus Found on Moon?

eh? Nor Wendy Richards. Get yersel up there man, there's a recesion on.

still nay pm Where's me ninja porn, where's-me-nin-ja-porn!

Ninja porn? Can't find any sites mesel like!

Merely for infotainment purposes, in no way does toontastic or trophyshy advocate random hateful violence. This is definitely not a rallying call for aggressively beating seven shades of shite out of the current lying, feckless, objectionable tosspots who are ham-fistedly destroying our club and ruining all goodwill. The utter fucktards.

Was it the screaming of the Llambias, Keegan, that made you run into the night?

Maybe we are charging interest on the 'tick'? Fat Mike, Loan Shark of the North.

I reckon the headline just means he like to eat birds, the fat bastard.

It's a bit like putting most of your cash into investments, staying in, eating cold beans, drinking value scotch and looking forward to the possibility that your investments will come good and you can laud it up in a few years. Who gives a fuck you never get a sniff of clunge in the present? Their invest in the future principle is good, but how can you ignore now so badly? It's now now ffs. At least get a bottle of Grant's you tight cunts.

Death Slide, Lightwater Valley 1984?

might buy a pineapple tomorrow to celebrate.

Thanks for the spoiler like!

Ashley ups his loaning at Newcastle tbh. This is not a toy, this is a business.

Hope you hoyed in some of these kidda

Aye, Wise and Llambias are also twats.

Tbf he'd tried everything else. "Why not?"

Now that wor Derek has come out about the morale being so high, I have to say I think we'll get a minimum of 6 points from these games. Easy.

It's madness this like. To declare what you are going to spend, say you are sitting tight with a manager who is possibly about to retire, reduce the fans hope to next to nothing when you are trying to get them to buy season tickets for next year. All in the context of a very serious relegation battle and losing some of our best players. They are spackas, to a man.

Her kids will be adopted by The Mirror tbh and not want for anything. They will become celebrities in their own right and be famous purely for having a dead celebrity thicko trout faced mum. Probably get into drugs before they are 12 and we'll witness a heartbreaking yet strangely fascinating tale of these poor orphan boys (jack killed himself years since) smoking crack on Blue Peter while being interviewed by an ever youthful Carol Vorderrman etc etc etc etc.