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been prepared for the worst since 2 September 2008. what a fucking mess man, let it not be forgotten. "...a manager must have the right to manage and that clubs should not impose upon any manager any player that he does not want."

have they ever backed down on any lie at all?

erm, more like we would be fucking barking mad to renew. so probably will.

100,000 kills ? fucking hell. I play way too much and am only up to about 12500 anyways Horde players, I am Dr Choc if you fancy a boomshot fest sometime.

Horde is excellent just got to wave 50! fair play mate. with a team? I aint got past 38 online, usually some feckless individual leaves the camp then it's all over.

bugger

I am just about to get a new contract and phone with T-mobile. The 5800 looks okay to me, does anyone have one?

Smith? Mark has at least scored a few. In fact his goals per minutes on the pitch is probably decent.

stop fucking training tbh. just do 30 mins at the end of every game you unfit, genetically challenged legoman. No wonder your ancestors got caught man. I know his heritage is not UK, but it was there for the taking.

Still time yet bonnie lad.

euphemism for Google tbh.

7. Fucking out of towner.

Yeah this is an infected/dying nerve...not quite as painful as getting stilletoed in the nads, but close. When i first went to the dentist (emergency appointment) they kept me waiting twenty minutes and I was virtually hallucinating with pain, fidgeting, cold sweats, looking like a needy crack user. Dentist came down to apologise for keeping me waiting however invited someone else up. I looked at her and said in my best, escalating 'here's Johnny!' voice, "Can I just let you know I am in EXCRUCIATING PAIN!". Would've been funny it I wasn't so fucking sore. I was receiving injections within 2 minutes. I had 10mg of diazepam on tuesday night to help me sleep. Totally ruined me yesterday I couldn't get out of bed. Did I also mention I have an eye infection? Eyelid swollen up like plum, lot of it about apparently. Is it 36 when the body starts to pack in or what?

Nobody heard him, the dead man, But still he lay moaning: I was much further out than you thought And not waving but drowning. Poor chap, he always loved larking And now he's dead It must have been too cold for him his heart gave way, They said. Oh, no no no, it was too cold always (Still the dead one lay moaning) I was much too far out all my life And not waving but drowning. missed opportunity to rhyme sharking with larking tbh.

waive his pay off as long as it is spent in the next transfer window on a player of his choosing?

Buy a sheeps winnet? eh? Dog. Think Brad Pitt in Snatch. I can think as hard as I want, but I aint seen it. Turbanstiles though, this thread has never gone past that for me.

Actually you would've thought that they would give me some antibiotics while going through the treatment. They could've whacked an extra £30 on the bill too. Amateurs.

Buy a sheeps winnet? eh?

That reads like a poem, can you make it Haiku?

Thanks Soccermom

aye this root canal is costing me £350. Basically no new NHS patients unless you are on the dole/a spaz/etc while the anti-pain was kicking in she goes; "is it okay if I do a check up while we are waiting for that to kick in" Are you gonna say no? Took her 2 minutes max...nowt wrong anywhere else. That'll be an additional £38 please. greedy bitch. Manchester sort too. Wanks, as Stevie might venture.

Thanks for the advice mate. I am in between appointments getting a root canal done. Incidentally (no pun intended), I had a wisdom tooth out at that very school by some ham fisted acne riddled geek. He effectively put pliers in and twisted and twisted. The tooth in front of it was damaged and is now dead and root canalled and crowned. The tooth in front of that one has gone the same way, now dead. No other teeth in my mouth are problematic. A very false economy that turned out to be.

lol perfectly timed too. thanks for the advice above.

My screen at work, though largely blocked by my ample shoulders and bulging biceps, is viewable by the dozens of people who walk past. As there are many people on here who like to grace their posts with large clearly non-work related images in their sigs, also avatars, pictures of smilies etc etc all of which even at a casual glance does not reflect well on my already ailing output and outlook. Is there a means of disabling all this? Lo-fi doesn't seem to do it. I just want text and nay jiggling titties. Too much to ask? Ta.