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Keegan would probably motivate them out of this mess.

Your syntax is all over the shop today. I'm aiming to fill the gap in the market left by Jade Goody. Where's East Angular? Am I mingin'? You dirty Paki! It won't be long until OK! are offering me £1m for photos of me taking a dump. Please don't get cervical cancer HF.

Is that a fish eye lens?

Absofuckinglutely amen They can all fuck off, every single one of them. Unless they show some genuine fight, which I have not witnessed yet, they are fucked and deserve to go. The Feckless Millionaires led by the Impotent Billionaire. Shame on you all.

a good point, well made giver awar man it's the middle of the night awar there! btw, we are fucked.

write comedy/play xbox/apply for jobs. sorry to hear Fish, good luck.

amazing!

TBH, they haven't had that form in 15 games. Have faith! Also, FWIW, Fox Soccer Channel is showing the game here in the States. Dunno if that helps you lot find streams or anything, but they're broadcasting it starting 4:30pm Central time here. just turn your webcam round for us marra!

If there is anything left to arrest. There'll be plenty left, I mean I'll get a police cordon to protect me in my perfectly acceptable demonstration, erm.............won't I "He has only forbidden you dead meat, and blood, and the flesh of swine, and any (food) over which the name of other than Allah has been invoked. But if one is forced by necessity, without willful disobedience, nor transgressing due limits, then Allah is Oft-Forgiving, Most Merciful." Fair play to Allah, if you get to the barbecue late and there's only pig's cocks left then crack on. I guess not transgressing due limits probably means don't make yourself sick on them? Nowt worse than puking up pig's cocks anyway. Allah, your flexible God.

No, Dyer was too. He had one good game in ten, couldnt finish, couldnt cross, didnt know when to pass and was a cunt to boot. Quite satisfying to boot tbf.

On facebook and twitter already, have fun Magma!

tonight...aussie mate's leaving do. sat - bbq sat night another aussie mate's leaving do, this recession has half my mates fucking off home. sunday, recovery and might do some gardening. Might as in won't.

shola comp?

he'll fucking love this like.

I like a small dabble here and there but can't justify more than £20 or £30 on a bet. Even though I'm a multi-millionaire. Biggest thing these days is poker, mostly home games. I play with a mixed range of skills but usually manage to place. Sometimes play online but I find that a bit boring tbh. Online gambling in casinos, what I tend to do is join up the ones on Greasypalm.co.uk where you get cash back, I'll hoy in the minimum and see what I can make in the knowledge that you usually get your stake back from GP. Made quite a lot of cash doing this tbh. Again though find it a bit boring. Betfair, a few hundred quid a year in and out. Last decent win was on Barack. I won loads a few years back on the guy with tourettes from BB. Thought that blind lad was gonna win last year and just missed out on a few hundred. I find BB and politics easier to pick than horses, I have never won on a horse, ever, maybe won once or twice on the footy. Given up the fruities, these days they are fucking awful, used to be better value back in the day now you can put £20 in and lose it in 2 minutes with nay entertainment at all. Having said that in Australia I played the pokies a bit too much but with those you can actually get some entertainment and pull out a decent win, once put a dollar in and won $200. Oh I was once in a small town in Chile drinking pisco sours, didn't realise how strong they were, lost my mate and blacked out, I came to at the blackjack table in the casino (when sober I had no idea there was even a casino in the town). The manager and bouncer were stood either side of me and I'd lost about a hundred quid.

not seen that, is it a sequel? mad genius? Might watch it again tonight. With a few less monkeys obviously. did you then? any good?

aight!

From now on whenever I see Smith playing I will have, quite aptly, the music from Kickstart going through my head.

Very cute indeed! Anyway back on topic, Magma, what are you on about?

nice. what odds?

Sets? For yer head? Stick 'em up yer arse!