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https://www.annsummers.com/

Hawaiian shirts FTW

"civilian dress is expected to be dark with black ties for men and black dress for women" Until 7 days after her as yet undefined funeral. Time for my long-awaited goth phase.

How about Mourning Wood?

"You might as well give it all to me"

The shitshow of the last decade actually caused this republican to warm to Liz. This is yet more bad news for our tattered nation. Charles is off his tits.

HANG ON LIZZIE!

The broken Ken doll.

Last night I was sitting in the lounge minding my own business after the kids were put to bed. I had the big light on. Wor lass walked into the room and turned the big light off, fuck knows why. She didn’t turn any other lights on, there was a little residual light coming from the kitchen. About three fucking minutes later she said to me, in absolute seriousness, “what are you doing sitting here in the dark?!”

where have her enormous norks gone today? talk about flip-flopping.

https://dispenseroo.com/

The fucking photo man. Why not just whack her on page 3? Idiocracy incarnate.

If only.

Why in fuck does she have a cardboard cut out of Johnson?

I can feel the fewm about this from here.

I’ve been to Wuppertal. Fucked if I can remember why.

I’m not referring to Michael Owen.

Can’t ridiculous shit like this be appealed?

Win this and a decent start to the season. A bit meh now. Need the big guns back.

Botman assist today.

Canny team tbh. Think we will still win.