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probably. you can still fuck off though.

I'm sure all would have been forgiven if only he'd said he was "gutted". Get a grip man. Any time any player opens his mouth I invariably want to take a fork to his eye. As our top scorer he's got far less to be ashamed of than many others at the club. What use would a "sorry" be from Owen? The man primarily responsible for our relegation apologised and he's still a cunt. Fuck off tbh. something would have been better than nothing.

The fact he said nothing as our captain when we were relegated says it all. I reckon he was one of the one's referenced in my sig. Will be interesting to hear his press conference.

'I'm having his fridge freezer, it's only 6 months old that' 'What we gonna do wi his dog?' 'Get it put down'

WTFF?!

Do 'George at Asda' do blazers? Cock off knobber meh, family is family and I'll give em a kidney if they need it, but I doubt I'll be putting in so much effort with Voucher's future presents. get her gym vouchers

daft cernt!

took this in Whitehaven on Thursday night with my shitty cameraphone.

I'm getting the notion that you wouldn't vouch for voucher sister? Do you think you'll limp along with them forever for the sake of it? Sometimes it's easier all round to just fuck them off.

You can skip the papaya like, or substitute with your regular guava.

Not a footballing decision obviously, they are just letting go of as many costs as possible, as soon as possible.

Sailor Jerry is really nice but I find it gets a little sickly after 5 or 8. While discussing rum, everyone with a penchant should get smashed on these at some point; http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zombie_cocktail Fairly devastating stuff.

Just give me the money, I will buy it myself. A small thoughtful gift however is a nice touch. Like a nice single malt.

Has anyone said tramps yet? They fucking stink. Seriously, you could wash once a week you lazy twunt. It rains quite often round here you know? I can't even get anywhere near you to give you a good kicking, repelled by your fucking foetid force field.

I've started cycling into work now. Slightly quicker than the tube, way more fun and free exercise. The pollution though, urgh.

Have you discussed her weight with her Fish? In an empathic manner? Sounds like this meal might be a good opportunity to begin to help her out of her bad situation.

Will be surprised if he stays, some decent outfits should be after him.

Another mongful decision. Stop the music on the Cunt Carousel, ffs.

I think Shearer may have the 'charisma' to keep Freddy's ego in check. But alternatively, can just as easily see it ending in tears with these two. I just wish panto season was not perpetual on Tyneside.

you are retardis, far far bigger a retard than you appear.

RIP Farah, I hope someone keeps your trouser brand alive.

I just got back from doing the C2C on a bike. It is awesome and I thoroughly recommend it. 60 miles on the last day possibly not advisable, but cycling through the toon to Tynemouth was pretty special today. If anyone wants to hoy a few quid at the Prostate Cancer Charidee that would be much appreciated. www.justgiving.com/4ps Now, whiskey + bed.

Never would have happened if we'd seen it through with BFS.

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