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Either that or Henry was gay?

are you having a banner made?

Think ya used enough dynamite there, Butch?

He just doesn't like you (or NUFC ). As long as you like me fop, I'll be fine.

Wacky Jnr in a search box on your screen print.

Ulyseeeiieeeiieeeesssss!

Hate to be a chip pisser lad, but that's 5. Cull.

You stalking Wacky there or something?

Already done, that.

He has shown many times that he won't acquiesce to others' demands no matter what the potential loss/gain.

Cool Hand Luke Withnail Blazing Saddles

There is no god, btw.

Yes, you may well be right. So we need a buyer who looks like they will make a huge arse of it, but in secret is awesome. Hmmmmm. Whichever way you look at this we are several years behind where we were a few seasons ago. Maybe a decade. Incidentally, has there ever been a summer for Newcastle with no new signings at all?

It's an interesting point mate, but money is a factor for this bloke. If Athletico was offering twice what Spazzo was I may be inclined to take the shame. But, I'm not cuntyface.

Cheers John.

Haway man, do it in the style of The Onion. Might cheer us up a bit.

Football, particularly the English Premiership, has become an obscene tumor on sport, representative of capitalism at its worst. We played our part in the gang bang, and another gang banger has come in and gang banged us all. I shudder when I hear the figures discussed in football. It was just us lot kicking a ball about on a field 130 years ago. What to do though? You can't turn away for good, can you?

ah cheers Parky, I never go to the dark side but shall in this instance.