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“This hit a raw nerve with some players who felt that their professionalism was being questioned." You just got fucking relegated for being shithouse lads and now you're getting thrashed 6-1 by the Orient. You should all be questioning your fucking professionalism. You should be questioning your fucking life ffs!

Ashley still owner in 2010.

Think it is something like £50 for a "lost" card. Are you fucking kidding? They cost about 50p to produce! twunts!

Scrap Heap Challenge.

Is that Alan Shearer dropping a grand piano on Mike Ashley in the style of Wile E Coyote?

Whack a bra round the belly and keep yer eyes shut isn't it? someone should take the belly bra to dragons den, what an invention that would be Get that trout faced woman to try it on. Fucking hell, that would be well worth their opulent wrath.

Aye, its on Bravo, watched it once; just shows you the making of porn and some geeks get to tag along. Did you now? I am 16. You want to be careful with all that, you only get a bucket and a half you know.

Aye, its on Bravo, watched it once; just shows you the making of porn and some geeks get to tag along. Did you now?

Black Books! http://you.video.sina.com.cn/b/8669514-1443213912.html

I emailed the beeb about this as I suspected Profitable were exploiting a coincidental name. They sorted me out and no mistaking..

Rather camp, but it looks decent. RATHER camp? Fucking hell. When those twin towers came down, that was mildly unusual.

Exactly. He expects someone to be as mentalist as him in their approach, AND to look like they won't embarrass him by getting us promoted. is Joey Deacon still alive?

I think what is more likely to be holding things up is the price of the club, the size of the overdraft and the debt owed to Ashley. Keith Harris being away for a long weekend isn't going to hold up anything at all. He might have held up cuddles tbf.

Prism of disillusion, nice.

Precisely why he doesn't have the role iyam.

Loyalty is like an elastic band. The accumulative kinetic energy would put Ashley into orbit.

Total and utter incompetence FTW!

Why didn't he set his dog on it?

Germans have quite a few new satellites to launch and he's considerably cheaper than Ariane.

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We have to get the Shearer years out of the way tbh. I think given 5 to 10 years he could be amazing for us. But it might take 3 years for him to cut his teeth. Will the next tosspot owners give him, or anyone, that kind of time?

Would undoubtedly make the papers....hope you pull it off.