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It is going to be fucking mint to see us at Old Trafford having a proper go. I think we will come away with something.

Suella Behaveman.

Intensity.

I bet the fat cunt is test driving a Tesla this afternoon.

And no original genes in their collective beds.

Yes we did. With or without cowies.

it’s going to take more than decades of spectacularly obvious evidence to end his career.

Peel has been cancelled hasn’t he? Had sex with someone in the 1970s.

I thought wor (French) lass was always going on about Johnny Marr. Turns out she’s actually saying “J'en ai marre”; “I’m sick of it”, which is, coincidentally, how I feel about Morrissey. He would doubtless headline the AGC’s clockwork powered vegan fart capturing festival.

He is only going to be satisfied with a military victory. And the same is true for Ukraine because they cannot trust Putin. On this basis it now seems more likely to me than not that Vlad will invoke all possible means. Russians are crazy.

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My first wife had her period on our honeymoon. Not since Pearl Harbor has a Japanese flag seen so much action in Hawaii.

They started sending him socks. First there was just one or two which he laughed off, but as the days turned to weeks they started mounting up. Initially Barnes tossed them in the back of the motor, a hire car as he'd totalled the Lexus whilst struggling with a ridiculously well-wrapped Nandos. It was a Mondeo "the best we can offer Mr Barnes", a top-of-the-range Vignale, but it felt like moving from silk sheets to polyester. Every time he clunked the door closed he winced. The socks now filled his back seats, the parcel shelf, half the boot and were competing with the junk-food ephemera for dominance in the front. He'd put out an appeal on twitter and "that ticktock" which had only made things worse. There were hundreds now, maybe thousands. At his office, arriving at home, tossed at him from the stands. It was like that old Star Trek episode, The Trouble with Tribbles. Still, he could turn this around, Alex will sell them on ebay - we will make this work, he resolved as he opened the Uber Eats app for the fifth time this morning.

I wouldn’t put that past Bruce.

They need the GE as much as anyone.

It distilled the potential candidates down to the ethically and/or intellectually questionable.

Brexit.

We should be 4th really, if not for the cuntery. That was a class display tbf.

You thought you were going to speak to the prime minister, but all you’re going to get is a long fucking pause. You stupid cunt.

Even worse! Bloody fascists.