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Not that big an ass.

Sheperd seeks Bale to assist Shearer in appeasing black and white sheep. Next to a Moat.

Hot dogs and pretzels and piss weak beer, but we might get cheerleaders?

Does this explain why everyone outside of Newcastle think Shearer is a cunt?

great post.

erm, Shay Given?

Don't all retract at once lads, the vacuum will pop the internets.

Capitalised due to its importance on these pages?

If he takes the club off the market, no press conference. If this happens I think we should let Pundit have his old name back.

Asking someone to retract something on the internet is like telling the chickens to pipe down.

I've always hated Clark since he went to Sunderland.

We should stick with Ashley, he's made an excellent start to the season.

any tips on catching ffs?

wtf? http://www.noob.us/humor/wtf-did-i-just-watch-nsfw/

Because Moat is Ashley's puppet? cant be - otherwise there`d be none of this quibbling over 10m shirley ? I think the quibbling is the loan being reduced to £10 mill. Neither Moat nor Ashley wants this to happen.

Because Moat is Ashley's puppet?

Sanity.

Whereas, 1 fap solves a thousand crimes.

I've shat on the back of a bus, does that help?

shabba, for the last two posts.

Does Ashley have any NUFC yoyo's I won't buy?