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Kiss of death there like Snakehips.

Viz, specifically Cockney Wanker. Actually, anyone know if Viz has had a pop at Ashley? I don't read it anymore 'cos it's shit, obviously.

He is going to be arse-raped no doubt. This is as near as you get to the stocks or ritual dismemberment these days. I have moved my television into the bathroom so I could fill the bath with popcorn.

Atomium Bomb.

Carroll could do a job at the back tbh. Let Tonto and Crazy frog do the biz up front for a while.

let the monkey have his say tbh, wtf are people worried about, that he's going to convert millions of right minded people into seething racists? get a fucking grip you liberal honky pig dogs.

They're not all radical, some are gnarly.

You're out the army now.

You can't imagine how you could go about fucking it up any worse than Ashley has. Alienating almost all the fans and Keegan and getting us relegated. It is an impressive effort really. It's like the inverse of the early nineties.

Not our strikers obviously Your new avatar just made the whole office stare at me.

total boycott of the ground would just make things worse imo.

Not happy about the environmental impact of that tbh

I don't think protesting will make a blind bit of difference fwiw. Ashley has demonstrated his utter contempt for us lot numerous times and already knows we hate him. Several if not tens of thousands of people singing 'get out of our club' is as strong a possible message as we can put across. Protesting might get us on Mong TV a bit more I suppose, a little more press coverage. But everyone already knows he's a cunt, we know he's a cunt, he know's he's a cunt. We're just fucked till he goes. If you really wanted to start a campaign, see if you can get all football fans to boycott Sports Direct. But they won't see, cos his got git cheap trackies and dat in der innit.

the fact I am not suprised here is tragic. Fuck off Mike you total fuckknuckle.

Mike Ashley all but saying he has no interest in selling, nor appointing a proper manager, nor investing in the club at all. Christmas is over, the tree is down, all the good stuff consumed or broken and you’ve fallen out with the family. Almost fully asset stripped and ‘streamlined’, we are now reliant upon the players he has been unable to turn into cash and some hopeful loan deals to get us promoted, this is a big ask despite our position. We do have some quality relative to the league however the morale at the club must be extremely difficult to keep up. It is notable how poor our performances have been since the Keegan decision - everyone now knows the sort of man they are working for. Would it motivate you to work for a manipulative liar no matter how much encouragement you got from your customers? The players are in a very strange position and I would imagine pride and our passion will carry them far, but how far with such a dark cloud pissing on us all from the Director's Box? I don't currently believe we will get promoted despite our place in the Coca-Cola Championship. So what is the answer for us lot? Has the time finally arrived for a total boycott? Write off your tickets? Stop blindly following the team you love because the owner of the club seems to be wilfully dismantling whatever it is we cherish? And if we keep turning up, keep the faith, keep lining his pockets, keep visibly supporting the team then will he stay? I don't think it is the answer, because I don't think there is one until someone, somehow wrestles the power away from his filthy, greedy hands. I hope he will become bored and simply accept he has lost massive sums of money along with any crumbs of respect he once had. Perhaps next summer after he fails to win promotion because he fails to back the club once more this season. The only answer for us is patience and hope that one day we will look back on this era in total disbelief. Let's hope that happens within five years, because I really think that's the best we can wish for now. Ashley you are a disgrace to football, and a disgrace to Newcastle. I feel ashamed that someone associated with our club could have stomped on the joy of so many, soured Keegan toward the club and had Newcastle relegated in Bobby's final season. Keegan and Bobby knew something you have yet to learn, that life is about integrity above money. The fans know this too and this is what empassions them most. Honesty, integrity, honour, hard work, laughter, spirit. If you understood any of this, or at least gave a fuck about it, then you might have got something going here or you might at least stop lying and leave with a modicum of grace. We'll all be here long after you have found something else to fuck about with. We may well be deluded and demanding, we may well aspire to something we can't quite achieve. You wanted a part of that, you wanted to share in our dreams. Why did you never take any advice from anyone who knew anything about Newcastle or football? Your aspirations have all been pissed away like another casino blow out. We’ll still have them when you’re gone, and we will enjoy them again too. There will be dancing in the street Mike. I look forward to it.

Is it nobler to be a OOT plastic fan than an IT spastic fan?

Injected £250m Syphoned £?????m

Beer 2x stronger there then?

This was so nailed on it makes the word inevitable look unpredictable.

Cunt Idol? I'd put myself forward for Idle Cunt like.

Imagine if all this shit happened to one of the big 4? How would the national press respond?

Ashley and Llambias having fun.

The winner of this poll versus Tom tbh.

Jack's Rake is fantastic.