trophyshy

Mine's tonight, black tie job. Have finally just learned how to tie a bow. Also have cummerbund to suck the kite in a bit. Not expecting it to hover much above gash but it's free food and drink so what can you do?

Nice. Can we pistol whip the cast of Strictly on boxing day too?

were Tool supporting? Aye, that's the one. Someone else supported as well iirc. 'Wool' wasn't it?

were Tool supporting? Aye, that's the one. Someone else supported as well iirc. Poss the best gig I've been to. Do you recall the chants of 'toon toon', to Zack's bemusement?

were Tool supporting?

All the best Noelie.

All the best mate, you must get shitty presents at Christmas being this close.

Beckham, when representing your country how about not trying to look like a pikey who found £50 in TK Maxx vouchers.

greedy bastards!

The only way you can ensure there are no winnets in hinterland is by either standing a little, i.e. bent over, or pulling your cheek open with your spare hand.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/newsbys...rts-Direct.html Former 'drugs tsar' Keith Hellawell to chair Sports Direct Tony Blair's former drugs adviser Dr Keith Hellawell has joined Newcastle United FC owner Mike Ashley's Sports Direct chain as chairman. The retailer has been without a full-time chairman since May 2007, when David Richardson quit the post saying he was "unable to establish a strong working relationship with the executive team''. The 30-month chairman-vacuum had been filled by Simon Bentley, a non-executive director of the retailer who became acting chairman. On Tuesday, Mr Bentley said: "I am very pleased that Keith has agreed to join us and look forward to working closely with him. "He brings with him a wealth of experience at the highest levels of both public and private sectors and will make a major contribution to the development of the company." Dr Hellawell, who started in the role on Tuesday, said that he was "very much looking forward to contributing to Sports Direct's continuing success in the retail sector". Dr Hellawell became the Government's drugs tsar in 1998 and stayed in the role for three and half years. Prior to that he was chief constable of West Yorkshire police. He is currently non-executive chairman of Goldshield Group, the pharmaceutical company, which he joined in May 2006. Sports Direct has had a tricky relationship with some of its non-executive directors. Just a few months after the departure of Mr Richardson, Chris Bulmer, a non-executive director, left. She said via a spokesman: "Independent directors need to insist on the corporate governance rules being applied correctly. Otherwise what's the point?'' Dr Hellawell has a busy in-tray. The retailer is currently being investigated by the Office of Fair Trading and the Serious Fraud Office. Last month, Sports Direct said that trading over the past few months has been in line with its expectations.

This should be in the gaming forum like. Craig, move your own thread...I double dare you.

Jonas you fucking spacker.

PNE'D fucking come on now....ditty spill yer custard man.

yep.

let's hope he's no lemon.

goal coming here..

apology accepted.

It was soccermom who said it was 'emotional bollocks' Leazes. I was paraphrasing what she said so as to ask her if she was confusing me with you. In hindsight I perhaps should have said 'what emotional stuff?' so as not to trigger whatever part of you was expecting someone to say something macho in response. But I didn't know what was going on in your head. I was in no way having a pop at you Leazes. It's not my style, is it? I only have a go at people on here when I think they are way out of line, and I don't think you ever are. I am well within my rights to defend myself and request open debate if someone suggests I spout a load of bollocks. I believe in healthy debate and also believe I can learn from people of all ages. I am 37, not that that matters in this instance where you have got the wrong end of the stick.

eeerrr........I'm only saying sex is better with a wife/girlfriend etc whatever, however you like it. Nowt wrong with saying that at all and I just knew somebody would "come" along and spout macho stuff. How old are you I'm thirty two. hardly a young'un, hardly past it I'm asking trophyshy, who has posted a load of bollocks himself lately, tbh I was just making a joke actually, I would have thought that was obvious. Soccermom confused you and I, which has somehow lead you to think I was attacking your view, which in fact I completely agree with. Accusing me of being macho compared with some of the egos on this board is absurd. As to whatever else you're alluding to either debate it with me at the time or fuck off you silly old cunt.

edit - to Soccermom What bollocks was I on about before? Are you confusing me with LM? I was just on about the pain for a woman of having millions of sperm drilling into her sclera juxtaposed by the implied joy of my microscopic army thinking they had found the mother of all ova.

getting it in her eye is amusing yet makes me feel sad that all my poor litle chaps think they have struck gold

Probably depends on who is doing the raping but almost certainly the latter. That Fritzl lass should count her blessings.

All of the stuff listed in the link below is either made up by unscrupulous scientists (known for being self serving cunts, unlike your average oil baron) or merely coincidental. Glaciers are definitely being melted by political hot air. http://www.climatehotmap.org/