trophyshy

this is the Neocon's motto, isn't it?

Jonathan Ross has been accused of shoplifting a kitchen utensil from Tesco. Ross says it was a whisk he was prepared to take. Scientists have revealed today that they have found a new drug for depressed lesbians. It's called Trydixagain.

well done 2J. Milky bars on you.

I put forward Geordie Labia... nice.

FYP

Optimism gone mad tbh.

Haiti Hernia

'The club aims to maximise its commercial revenues' Who gives a fuck if it pisses around 40k fans?

Think she's probably be up for it Snakey

The Road 4/10. One word review - dirge.

Chairman Meows

fop would've sorted this out

is it worth 750 euros to avoid rape?

Compared to pigs its a fart in a hurricane. pig farts are very little compared to cow farts. Your pig fart might fill a coconut. Your cow fart, well....watermelon at least. Sea level pressure, obv.

There is a reason why the phrase was changed from Global Warming to Climate Change, so your average Joe Pubic wouldn't have a Daily Mail induced spak attack when it gets a bit frosty. The concept of Global Warming allows for extremes of weather. Whether it is man made or not, I think is up to any individual to decide but don't think there is truly enough to KNOW either way, and wonder if we ever will know. Personally I maintain a little healthy skepticism, and I am currently working on the Carbon Reduction Commitment Energy Efficiency Scheme, the UK Govt's major world first initiative to improve energy efficiency and thereby reduce CO2 emissions. Improving energy efficiency will save everyone money as well as improve the management of finite resources and increase the harvesting of (near) infinite resources. Sensible management of resources is important for its own ends, that is what keeps me motivated in the face of both JP as well as the response to and actions of an industry that is now entrenched regardless. The leverage applied may or may not be real, the benefits are plainly obvious. Moving from 'mitigation' to adaptation, if we decide to adapt our infrastructure for extremes of weather then we are into risk management, and you have to properly weigh up the risks against the cost of action and inaction. A nightmare when you consider what is at stake and the potential cost of both activities in the face of being 'wrong'. Would you prefer to have a hospital that is more expensive but guaranteed to always be open or a cheaper option that may close if we hit 40 degrees? To me that's a no brainer, but I'm not faced with the challenge of paying for it or keeping my seat. And back to conspiracy theories, even if the 'NWO' wanted to use this agenda as a tool for One World Government it looks as though China is telling the NWO to go fuck themselves, for now anyway. I do believe we need a significant and effective world council to manage 'all-earth affairs' however while all nations are acting as or striving to become corporations we're pretty much locked in to the forthcoming cluster-fuck be it with or without extremes of weather. Possibly wrong thread.

Druids? Knights Templar? Fascinating read.

back eye, more like.

At last someone has put this on youtube. Amazing match and this goal was the icing on the cake.

pistachio and white stilton risotto ftw. Alex would you be kind enough to you PM me your lasagna sauce so I can see what the fuss is all about?

did anyone post this yet? http://www.rathergood.com/climb

That line may be the weakest in the song admittedly, probably even less poignant than 'Keep the faith, keep your faith, whoa'.

Not really tbf. it's behind you.

29p on Amazon. Surely worth the punt, the biggest FUCK YOU in pop history.