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and the odd pie floater.

Cronaldo one of the most gifted and irritating players ever to grace the top league. That wink when Rooney got sent off. Enormous cockend, great footballer.

Gary Neville.

I'm sick of hearing all this fucking WHINING about how much money Mike is having to put into the club to stop it going under Mike, you BOUGHT and OWN the club you odious TURD. It's like me whining to anyone I happen to give a lift to about how much the last MOT cost me, or how expensive petrol is, or - perhaps the most fitting analogy, how extremely expensive it was to repair the car after I wantonly crashed it into a fucking tree while on the piss with my mates. Fucking wankers. Stop trying to shmooze us you pricks, let your work do the talking, you'll never win us with words after all the deceit. Even if it was a popularity contest, which it's not Mike you vain piece of shit, the only hope you have of redemption is to get us back where we belong.

That's really tickled me.

what's with all the f's? Fecking fatuous fibbing ferblungen fuckwits.

nice one, ty.

ou est ?

yes, im suicidal, ive lost everything, i cant go on ! im going to jump off this bridge !! what i could really do with right now, what would really cheer me up is an orange makum prat in a pink jumper.

would probably accept Ashley's kind of wages......

anyone have the MS paint of him singing?

Carrot-tastic!

awesome

this thread needs an accadacca attack.

that Sian Lloyd looks like she could suck an orange through a hosepipe tbf.

Unbelievable. Fair enough if he gets us back in the top flight and competing, but thanking him for bringing in Keggers, signing everyone up to 3 year season tickets, then fucking Keeglar off, lying to the fans repeatedly, bringing in Dennis Wise, Dennis Wise FFS, selling almost all of our decent players, putting £100 million 'loan' into the club, trying to sell us every single opportunity, etc, etc. He is still far in the negative imo, and the fact we are now top of a terrible league is likely as much down to the fact he couldn't sell good players on expensive contracts as anything else. Halls and Sheperd were not perfect, but thanking Mike for taking us to our knees? Well you're sucking his dick while you're down there tbh. I hope I am proved wrong next season and we do okay, but I think he'll spend nothing, probably make a net profit in the window again and Hughton will be found lacking in the PL. Then people will be saying things like, well we should just accept we are not a big club anymore and he has steadied the ship. FUCK THAT, we should be top six, regularly in Europe and not constantly lied to and treated like mugs.

Did anyone see Clegg's speach? First £10k of income @ zero tax. I think he comes across as far less of a twat than either of the other two, will be interesting to see the televised debates.

A slight crop and a boost of the contrast and clarity on Lightroom. It's my wallpaper, do I need to paypal you something?

that is a lovely shot. have you 'fixed' it at all?

Terrifed their kids will be molested by paedo's or brainwashed by Islam along the way.

If all the people who think there is no point in voting actually got off there arses and voted it might tip the balance. Whether the other side of the the balance is any less of a clusterfuck is pretty unlikely though.

as easy as giving sweets to 8 year olds. 3-0